MEMB. II.
SUBSECT. I.—Causes of Heroical Love, Temperature, full Diet, Idleness, Place, Climate, &c.
Of all causes the remotest are stars. [4761]Ficinus cap. 19. saith they
are most prone to this burning lust, that have Venus in Leo in their
horoscope, when the Moon and Venus be mutually aspected, or such as be of
Venus' complexion. [4762]Plutarch interprets astrologically that tale of
Mars and Venus, in whose genitures ♂ and ♂ are in conjunction,
they are commonly lascivious, and if women queans; as the good wife of
Bath confessed in Chaucer;
I followed aye mine inclination,
By virtue of my constellation.
But of all those astrological aphorisms which I have ever read, that of
Cardan is most memorable, for which howsoever he is bitterly censured by
[4763]Marinus Marcennus, a malapert friar, and some others (which [4764]
he himself suspected) yet methinks it is free, downright, plain and
ingenious. In his [4765]eighth Geniture, or example, he hath these words
of himself, ♂ ♂ and ☿ in ☿ dignitatibus
assiduam mihi Venereorum cogitationem praestabunt, ita ut nunquam quiescam.
Et paulo post, Cogitatio Venereorum me torquet perpetuo, et quam facto
implere non licuit, aut fecisse potentem puduit, cogitatione assidua
mentitus sum voluptatem. Et alibi, ob et dominium et radiorum mixtionem, profundum fuit ingenium, sed lascivum, egoque turpi
libidini deditus et obscaenus. So far Cardan of himself, quod de se
fatetur ideo [4766]ut utilitatem adferat studiosis hujusce disciplinae,
and for this he is traduced by Marcennus, when as in effect he saith no
more than what Gregory Nazianzen of old, to Chilo his scholar, offerebant
se mihi visendae mulieres, quarum praecellenti elegantia et decore spectabili
tentabatur meae. integritas pudicitiae. Et quidem flagitium vitavi
fornicationis, at munditiae virginalis florem arcana cordis cogitatione
foedavi. Sed ad rem. Aptiores ad masculinam venerem sunt quorum genesi
Venus est in signo masculino, et in Saturni finibus aut oppositione, &c.
Ptolomeus in quadripart. plura de his et specialia habet aphorismata, longo
proculdubio usu confirmata, et ab experientia multa perfecta, inquit
commentator ejus Cardanus. Tho. Campanella Astrologiae lib. 4. cap. 8.
articulis 4 and 5. insaniam amatoriam remonstrantia, multa prae caeteris
accumulat aphorismata, quae qui volet, consulat. Chiromantici ex cingulo
Veneris plerumque conjecturam faciunt, et monte Veneris, de quorum
decretis, Taisnerum, Johan. de Indagine, Goclenium, ceterosque si lubet,
inspicias. Physicians divine wholly from the temperature and complexion;
phlegmatic persons are seldom taken, according to Ficinus Comment, cap.
9; naturally melancholy less than they, but once taken they are never
freed; though many are of opinion flatuous or hypochondriacal melancholy
are most subject of all others to this infirmity. Valescus assigns their
strong imagination for a cause, Bodine abundance of wind, Gordonius of
seed, and spirits, or atomi in the seed, which cause their violent and
furious passions. Sanguine thence are soon caught, young folks most apt to
love, and by their good wills, saith [4767]Lucian, would have a bout with
every one they see: the colt's evil is common to all complexions.
Theomestus a young and lusty gallant acknowledgeth (in the said author) all
this to be verified in him, I am so amorously given, [4768]you may sooner
number the sea-sands, and snow falling from the skies, than my several
loves. Cupid had shot all his arrows at me, I am deluded with various
desires, one love succeeds another, and that so soon, that before one is
ended, I begin with a second; she that is last is still fairest, and she
that is present pleaseth me most: as an hydra's head my loves increase, no
Iolaus can help me. Mine eyes are so moist a refuge and sanctuary of love,
that they draw all beauties to them, and are never satisfied. I am in a
doubt what fury of Venus this should be: alas, how have I offended her so
to vex me, what Hippolitus am I! What Telchine is my genius? or is it a
natural imperfection, an hereditary passion? Another in [4769]Anacreon
confesseth that he had twenty sweethearts in Athens at once, fifteen at
Corinth, as many at Thebes, at Lesbos, and at Rhodes, twice as many in
Ionia, thrice in Caria, twenty thousand in all: or in a word, φλλα, πντα, &c.
Canst count the leaves in May,
Or sands i' th' ocean sea?
Then count my loves I pray.
His eyes are like a balance, apt to propend each way, and to be weighed
down with every wench's looks, his heart a weathercock, his affection
tinder, or naphtha itself, which every fair object, sweet smile, or
mistress's favour sets on fire. Guianerius tract 15. cap. 14. refers all
this [4770]to the hot temperature of the testicles, Ferandus a Frenchman
in his Erotique Mel. (which [4771]book came first to my hands after the
third edition) to certain atomi in the seed, such as are very spermatic
and full of seed. I find the same in Aristot. sect. 4. prob. 17. si non
secernatur semen, cessare tentigines non possunt, as Gaustavinius his
commentator translates it: for which cause these young men that be strong
set, of able bodies, are so subject to it. Hercules de Saxonia hath the
same words in effect. But most part I say, such as are aptest to love that
are young and lusty, live at ease, stall-fed, free from cares, like cattle
in a rank pasture, idle and solitary persons, they must needs
hirquitullire, as Guastavinius recites out of Censorinus.
[4772]Mens erit apta capi tum quum laetissima rerum.
Ut seges in pingui luxuriabit humo.
The mind is apt to lust, and hot or cold,
As corn luxuriates in a better mould.
The place itself makes much wherein we live, the clime, air, and discipline
if they concur. In our Misnia, saith Galen, near to Pergamus, thou shalt
scarce find an adulterer, but many at Rome, by reason of the delights of
the seat. It was that plenty of all things, which made [4773]Corinth so
infamous of old, and the opportunity of the place to entertain those
foreign comers; every day strangers came in, at each gate, from all
quarters. In that one temple of Venus a thousand whores did prostitute
themselves, as Strabo writes, besides Lais and the rest of better note: all
nations resorted thither, as to a school of Venus. Your hot and southern
countries are prone to lust, and far more incontinent than those that live
in the north, as Bodine discourseth at large, Method, hist. cap. 5. Molles
Asiatici, so are Turks, Greeks, Spaniards, Italians, even all that
latitude; and in those tracts, such as are more fruitful, plentiful, and
delicious, as Valence in Spain, Capua in Italy, domicilium luxus Tully
terms it, and (which Hannibal's soldiers can witness) Canopus in Egypt,
Sybaris, Phoeacia, Baiae, [4774]Cyprus, Lampsacus. In [4775]Naples the
fruit of the soil and pleasant air enervate their bodies, and alter
constitutions: insomuch that Florus calls it Certamen Bacchi et Veneris,
but [4776]Foliot admires it. In Italy and Spain they have their stews in
every great city, as in Rome, Venice, Florence, wherein, some say, dwell
ninety thousand inhabitants, of which ten thousand are courtesans; and yet
for all this, every gentleman almost hath a peculiar mistress;
fornications, adulteries, are nowhere so common: urbs est jam tota
lupanar; how should a man live honest amongst so many provocations? now if
vigour of youth, greatness, liberty I mean, and that impunity of sin which
grandees take unto themselves in this kind shall meet, what a gap must it
needs open to all manner of vice, with what fury will it rage? For, as
Maximus Tyrius the Platonist observes, libido consequuta quum fuerit
materiam improbam et praeruptam licentiam, et effrenatam audaciam, &c.,
what will not lust effect in such persons? For commonly princes and great
men make no scruple at all of such matters, but with that whore in
Spartian, quicquid libet licet, they think they may do what they list,
profess it publicly, and rather brag with Proculus (that writ to a friend
of his in Rome, [4777]what famous exploits he had done in that kind) than
any way be abashed at it. [4778]Nicholas Sanders relates of Henry VIII. (I
know not how truly) Quod paucas vidit pulchriores quas non concupierit, et
paucissimas non concupierit quas non violarit, He saw very few maids that
he did not desire, and desired fewer whom he did not enjoy: nothing so
familiar amongst them, 'tis most of their business: Sardanapalus,
Messalina, and Joan of Naples, are not comparable to [4779]meaner men and
women; Solomon of old had a thousand concubines; Ahasuerus his eunuchs and
keepers; Nero his Tigillinus panders, and bawds; the Turks, [4780]
Muscovites, Mogors, Xeriffs of Barbary, and Persian Sophies, are no whit
inferior to them in our times. Delectus fit omnium puellarum toto regno
forma praestantiorum (saith Jovius) pro imperatore; et quas ille linquit,
nobiles habent; they press and muster up wenches as we do soldiers, and
have their choice of the rarest beauties their countries can afford, and yet
all this cannot keep them from adultery, incest, sodomy, buggery, and such
prodigious lusts. We may conclude, that if they be young, fortunate, rich,
high-fed, and idle withal, it is almost impossible that they should live
honest, not rage, and precipitate themselves into these inconveniences of
burning lust.
[4781]Otium et reges prius et beatas
Idleness overthrows all, Vacuo pectore regnat amor, love tyranniseth in
an idle person. Amore abundas Antiphio. If thou hast nothing to do,[4782]
Invidia vel amore miser torquebere—Thou shalt be haled in pieces with
envy, lust, some passion or other. Homines nihil agendo male agere
discunt; 'tis Aristotle's simile, [4783]as match or touchwood takes fire,
so doth an idle person love. Quaeritur Aegistus quare sit factus
adulter, &c., why was Aegistus a whoremaster? You need not ask a reason
of it. Ismenedora stole Baccho, a woman forced a man, as [4784]Aurora did
Cephalus: no marvel, saith [4785]Plutarch, Luxurians opibus more hominum
mulier agit: she was rich, fortunate and jolly, and doth but as men do in
that case, as Jupiter did by Europa, Neptune by Amymone. The poets
therefore did well to feign all shepherds lovers, to give themselves to
songs and dalliances, because they lived such idle lives. For love, as
[4786]Theophrastus defines it, is otiosi animi affectus, an affection of
an idle mind, or as [4787]Seneca describes it, Juventa gignitur, juxu
nutritur, feriis alitur, otioque inter laeta fortunae bonae; youth begets
it, riot maintains it, idleness nourisheth it, &c. which makes [4788]
Gordonius the physician cap. 20. part. 2. call this disease the proper
passion of nobility. Now if a weak judgment and a strong apprehension do
concur, how, saith Hercules de Saxonia, shall they resist? Savanarola
appropriates it almost to [4789]monks, friars, and religious persons,
because they live solitarily, fair daintily, and do nothing: and well he
may, for how should they otherwise choose?
Diet alone is able to cause it: a rare thing to see a young man or a woman
that lives idly and fares well, of what condition soever, not to be in
love. [4790]Alcibiades was still dallying with wanton young women,
immoderate in his expenses, effeminate in his apparel, ever in love, but
why? he was over-delicate in his diet, too frequent and excessive in
banquets, Ubicunque securitas, ibi libido dominatur; lust and security
domineer together, as St. Hierome averreth. All which the wife of Bath in
Chaucer freely justifies,
For all to sicker, as cold engendreth hail,
A liquorish tongue must have a liquorish tail.
Especially if they shall further it by choice diet, as many times those
Sybarites and Phaeaces do, feed liberally, and by their good will eat
nothing else but lascivious meats. [4791]Vinum imprimis generosum,
legumen, fabas, radices omnium generum bene conditas, et largo pipere
aspersas, carduos hortulanos, lactucas, [4792]erucas, rapas, porros,
caepas, nucem piceam, amygdalas dulces, electuaria, syrupos, succos,
cochleas, conchas, pisces optime praeparatos, aviculas, testiculos
animalium, ova, condimenta diversorum generum, molles lectos, pulvinaria,
&c. Et quicquid fere medici impotentia rei venereae laboranti praescribunt,
hoc quasi diasatyrion habent in delitiis, et his dapes multo delicatiores;
mulsum, exquisitas et exoticas fruges, aromata, placentas, expressos succos
multis ferculis variatos, ipsumque vinum suavitate vincentes, et quicquid
culina, pharmacopaea, aut quaeque fere officina subministrare possit. Et hoc
plerumque victu quum se ganeones infarciant, [4793]ut ille ob Chreseida
suam, se bulbis et cochleis curavit; etiam ad Venerem se parent, et ad
hanc palestram se exerceant, qui fieri possit, ut non misere depereant,
[4794]ut non penitus insaniant? Aestuans venter cito despuit in
libidinem, Hieronymus ait. [4795]Post prandia, Callyroenda. Quis enim
continere se potest? [4796]Luxuriosa res vinum, fomentum libidinis
vocat Augustinus, blandum daemonem, Bernardus; lac veneris,
Aristophanes. Non Aetna, non Vesuvius tantis ardoribus aestuant, ac juveniles
medullae vino plenae, addit [4797]Hieronymus: unde ob optimum vinum
Lamsacus olim Priapo sacer: et venerandi Bacchi socia apud [4798]
Orpheum Venus audit. Haec si vinum simplex, et per se sumptum praestare
possit, nam—[4799]quo me Bacche rapis tui plenum? quam non insaniam,
quem non furorem a caeteris expectemus? [4800]Gomesius salem enumerat
inter ea quae intempstivam libidinem provocare solent, et salatiores fieri
foeminas ob esum salis contendit: Venerem ideo dicunt ab Oceano ortam.
[4801]Unde tot in Veneta scortorum millia cur stint?
In promptu causa est, est Venus orta mari.
Et hinc foeta mater Salacea Oceani conjux, verbumque fortasse salax a sale
effluxit. Mala Bacchica tantum olim in amoribus praevaluerunt, ut coronae ex
illis statuae Bacchi ponerentur. [4802]Cubebis in vino maceratis utuntur
Indi Orientales ad Venerem excitandum, et [4803]Surax radice Africani.
Chinae radix eosdem effectus habet, talisque herbae meminit mag. nat. lib.
2. cap. 16. [4804]Baptista Porta ex India allatae, cujus mentionem facit
et Theophrastus. Sed infinita his similia apud Rhasin, Matthiolum,
Mizaldum, caeterosque medicos occurrunt, quorum ideo mentionem feci, ne
quis imperitior in hos scopulas impingat, sed pro virili tanquam syrtes et
cautes consulto effugiat.
SUBSECT. II.—Other causes of Love-Melancholy, Sight, Being from the Face, Eyes, other parts, and how it pierceth.
Many such causes may be reckoned up, but they cannot avail, except
opportunity be offered of time, place, and those other beautiful objects,
or artificial enticements, as kissing, conference, discourse, gestures
concur, with such like lascivious provocations. Kornmannus, in his book de
linea amoris, makes five degrees of lust, out of [4805]Lucian belike,
which he handles in five chapters, Visus, Colloquium, Convictus, Oscula,
Tactus. [4806]Sight, of all other, is the first step of this unruly love,
though sometime it be prevented by relation or hearing, or rather incensed.
For there be those so apt, credulous, and facile to love, that if they hear
of a proper man, or woman, they are in love before they see them, and that
merely by relation, as Achilles Tatius observes. [4807]Such is their
intemperance and lust, that they are as much maimed by report, as if they
saw them. Callisthenes a rich young gentleman of Byzance in Thrace, hearing
of [4808]Leucippe, Sostratus' fair daughter, was far in love with her,
and, out of fame and common rumour, so much incensed, that he would needs
have her to be his wife. And sometimes by reading they are so affected, as
he in [4809]Lucian confesseth of himself, I never read that place of
Panthea in Xenophon, but I am as much affected as if I were present with
her. Such persons commonly [4810]feign a kind of beauty to themselves;
and so did those three gentlewomen in [4811]Balthazar Castilio fall in
love with a young man whom they never knew, but only heard him commended:
or by reading of a letter; for there is a grace cometh from hearing, [4812]
as a moral philosopher informeth us, as well from sight; and the species
of love are received into the fantasy by relation alone: [4813]ut cupere
ab aspectu, sic velle ab auditu, both senses affect. Interdum et absentes
amamus, sometimes we love those that are absent, saith Philostratus, and
gives instance in his friend Athenodorus, that loved a maid at Corinth whom
he never saw; non oculi sed mens videt, we see with the eyes of our
understanding.
But the most familiar and usual cause of love is that which comes by sight,
which conveys those admirable rays of beauty and pleasing graces to the
heart. Plotinus derives love from sight, ρος quasi
ρασις. [4814]Si nescis, oculi sunt in amore duces, the eyes are the
harbingers of love, and the first step of love is sight, as [4815]Lilius
Giraldus proves at large, hist. deor. syntag. 13. they as two sluices let
in the influences of that divine, powerful, soul-ravishing, and captivating
beauty, which, as [4816]one saith, is sharper than any dart or needle,
wounds deeper into the heart; and opens a gap through our eyes to that
lovely wound, which pierceth the soul itself (Ecclus. 18.) Through it love
is kindled like a fire. This amazing, confounding, admirable, amiable
beauty, [4817]than which in all nature's treasure (saith Isocrates) there
is nothing so majestical and sacred, nothing so divine, lovely, precious,
'tis nature's crown, gold and glory; bonum si non summum, de summis tamen
non infrequenter triumphans, whose power hence may be discerned; we
contemn and abhor generally such things as are foul and ugly to behold,
account them filthy, but love and covet that which is fair. 'Tis [4818]
beauty in all things which pleaseth and allureth us, a fair hawk, a fine
garment, a goodly building, a fair house, &c. That Persian Xerxes when he
destroyed all those temples of the gods in Greece, caused that of Diana,
in integrum servari, to be spared alone for that excellent beauty and
magnificence of it. Inanimate beauty can so command. 'Tis that which
painters, artificers, orators, all aim at, as Eriximachus the physician, in
Plato contends, [4819]It was beauty first that ministered occasion to
art, to find out the knowledge of carving, painting, building, to find out
models, perspectives, rich furnitures, and so many rare inventions.
Whiteness in the lily, red in the rose, purple in the violet, a lustre in
all things without life, the clear light of the moon, the bright beams of
the sun, splendour of gold, purple, sparkling diamond, the excellent
feature of the horse, the majesty of the lion, the colour of birds,
peacock's tails, the silver scales of fish, we behold with singular delight
and admiration. [4820]And which is rich in plants, delightful in flowers,
wonderful in beasts, but most glorious in men, doth make us affect and
earnestly desire it, as when we hear any sweet harmony, an eloquent tongue,
see any excellent quality, curious work of man, elaborate art, or aught
that is exquisite, there ariseth instantly in us a longing for the same. We
love such men, but most part for comeliness of person, we call them gods
and goddesses, divine, serene, happy, &c. And of all mortal men they alone
([4821]Calcagninus holds) are free from calumny; qui divitiis, magistratu
et gloria florent, injuria lacessimus, we backbite, wrong, hate renowned,
rich, and happy men, we repine at their felicity, they are undeserving we
think, fortune is a stepmother to us, a parent to them. We envy (saith
[4822]Isocrates) wise, just, honest men, except with mutual offices and
kindnesses, some good turn or other, they extort this love from us; only
fair persons we love at first sight, desire their acquaintance, and adore
them as so many gods: we had rather serve them than command others, and
account ourselves the more beholding to them, the more service they enjoin
us: though they be otherwise vicious, dishonest, we love them, favour them,
and are ready to do them any good office for their [4823]beauty's sake,
though they have no other good quality beside. Dic igitur o fomose,
adolescens (as that eloquent Phavorinus breaks out in [4824]Stobeus) dic
Autiloque, suavius nectare loqueris; dic o Telemache, vehementius Ulysse
dicis; dic Alcibiades utcunque ebrius, libentius tibi licet ebrio
auscultabimus. Speak, fair youth, speak Autiloquus, thy words are sweeter
than nectar, speak O Telemachus, thou art more powerful than Ulysses, speak
Alcibiades though drunk, we will willingly hear thee as thou art. Faults
in such are no faults: for when the said Alcibiades had stolen Anytus his
gold and silver plate, he was so far from prosecuting so foul a fact
(though every man else condemned his impudence and insolency) that he
wished it had been more, and much better (he loved him dearly) for his
sweet sake. No worth is eminent in such lovely persons, all imperfections
hid; non enim facile de his quos plurimum diligimus, turpitudinem
suspicamur, for hearing, sight, touch, &c., our mind and all our senses
are captivated, omnes sensus formosus delectat. Many men have been
preferred for their person alone, chosen kings, as amongst the Indians,
Persians, Ethiopians of old; the properest man of person the country could
afford, was elected their sovereign lord; Gratior est pulchro veniens e
corpore virtus, [4825]and so have many other nations thought and done, as
[4826]Curtius observes: Ingens enim in corporis majestate veneratio est,
for there is a majestical presence in such men; and so far was beauty
adored amongst them, that no man was thought fit to reign, that was not in
all parts complete and supereminent. Agis, king of Lacedaemon, had like to
have been deposed, because he married a little wife, they would not have
their royal issue degenerate. Who would ever have thought that Adrian' the
Fourth, an English monk's bastard (as [4827]Papirius Massovius writes in
his life), inops a suis relectus, squalidus et miser, a poor forsaken
child, should ever come to be pope of Rome? But why was it? Erat acri
ingenio, facundia expedita eleganti corpore, facieque laeta ac hilari, (as
he follows it out of [4828]Nubrigensis, for he ploughs with his heifer,)
he was wise, learned, eloquent, of a pleasant, a promising countenance, a
goodly, proper man; he had, in a word, a winning look of his own, and that
carried it, for that he was especially advanced. So Saul was a goodly
person and a fair. Maximinus elected emperor, &c. Branchus the son of
Apollo, whom he begot of Jance, Succron's daughter (saith Lactantius), when
he kept King Admetus' herds in Thessaly, now grown a man, was an earnest
suitor to his mother to know his father; the nymph denied him, because
Apollo had conjured her to the contrary; yet overcome by his importunity at
last she sent him to his father; when he came into Apollo's presence,
malas Dei reverenter osculatus, he carried himself so well, and was so
fair a young man, that Apollo was infinitely taken with the beauty of his
person, he could scarce look off him, and said he was worthy of such
parents, gave him a crown of gold, the spirit of divination, and in
conclusion made him a demigod. O vis superba formae, a goddess beauty is,
whom the very gods adore, nam pulchros dii amant; she is Amoris domina,
love's harbinger, love's loadstone, a witch, a charm, &c. Beauty is a dower
of itself, a sufficient patrimony, an ample commendation, an accurate
epistle, as [4829]Lucian, [4830]Apuleius, Tiraquellus, and some others
conclude. Imperio digna forma, beauty deserves a kingdom, saith
Abulensis, paradox. 2. cap. 110. immortality; and [4831]more have got
this honour and eternity for their beauty, than for all other virtues
besides: and such as are fair, are worthy to be honoured of God and men.
That Idalian Ganymede was therefore fetched by Jupiter into heaven,
Hephaestion dear to Alexander, Antinous to Adrian. Plato calls beauty for
that cause a privilege of nature, Naturae gaudentis opus, nature's
masterpiece, a dumb comment; Theophrastus, a silent fraud; still rhetoric
Carneades, that persuades without speech, a kingdom without a guard,
because beautiful persons command as so many captains; Socrates, a tyranny,
which tyranniseth over tyrants themselves; which made Diogenes belike call
proper women queens, quod facerent homines quae praeciperent, because men
were so obedient to their commands. They will adore, cringe, compliment,
and bow to a common wench (if she be fair) as if she were a noble woman, a
countess, a queen, or a goddess. Those intemperate young men of Greece
erected at Delphos a golden image with infinite cost, to the eternal memory
of Phryne the courtesan, as Aelian relates, for she was a most beautiful
woman, insomuch, saith [4832]Athenaeus, that Apelles and Praxiteles drew
Venus's picture from her. Thus young men will adore and honour beauty; nay
kings themselves I say will do it, and voluntarily submit their sovereignty
to a lovely woman. Wine is strong, kings are strong, but a woman
strongest, 1 Esd. iv. 10. as Zerobabel proved at large to King Darius, his
princes and noblemen. Kings sit still and command sea and land, &c., all
pay tribute to the king; but women make kings pay tribute, and have
dominion over them. When they have got gold and silver, they submit all to
a beautiful woman, give themselves wholly to her, gape and gaze on her, and
all men desire her more than gold or silver, or any precious thing: they
will leave father and mother, and venture their lives for her, labour and
travel to get, and bring all their gains to women, steal, fight, and spoil
for their mistress's sake. And no king so strong, but a fair woman is
stronger than he is. All things (as [4833]he proceeds) fear to touch the
king; yet I saw him and Apame his concubine, the daughter of the famous
Bartacus, sitting on the right hand of the king, and she took the crown off
his head, and put it on her own, and stroke him with her left hand; yet the
king gaped and gazed on her, and when she laughed he laughed, and when she
was angry he flattered to be reconciled to her. So beauty commands even
kings themselves; nay whole armies and kingdoms are captivated together
with their kings: [4834]Forma vincit armatos, ferrum pulchritudo
captivat; vincentur specie, qui non vincentur proelio. And 'tis a great
matter saith [4835]Xenophon, and of which all fair persons may worthily
brag, that a strong man must labour for his living if he will have aught, a
valiant man must fight and endanger himself for it, a wise man speak, show
himself, and toil; but a fair and beautiful person doth all with ease, he
compasseth his desire without any pains-taking: God and men, heaven and
earth conspire to honour him; every one pities him above other, if he be in
need, [4836]and all the world is willing to do him good. [4837]Chariclea
fell into the hand of pirates, but when all the rest were put to the edge
of the sword, she alone was preserved for her person. [4838]When
Constantinople was sacked by the Turk, Irene escaped, and was so far from
being made a captive, that she even captivated the Grand Signior himself.
So did Rosamond insult over King Henry the Second.
[4839]———I was so fair an object;
Whom fortune made my king, my love made subject;
He found by proof the privilege of beauty,
That it had power to countermand all duty.
It captivates the very gods themselves, Morosiora numina,
Factus ob hanc formam bos, equus imber olor.
And those mali genii are taken with it, as [4841]I have already proved.
Formosam Barbari verentur, et ad spectum pulchrum immanis animus
mansuescit. (Heliodor. lib. 5.) The barbarians stand in awe of a fair
woman, and at a beautiful aspect a fierce spirit is pacified. For when as
Troy was taken, and the wars ended (as Clemens [4842]Alexandrinus quotes
out of Euripides) angry Menelaus with rage and fury armed, came with his
sword drawn, to have killed Helen, with his own hands, as being the sole
cause of all those wars and miseries: but when he saw her fair face, as one
amazed at her divine beauty, he let his weapon fall, and embraced her
besides, he had no power to strike so sweet a creature. Ergo habetantur
enses pulchritudine, the edge of a sharp sword (as the saying is) is
dulled with a beautiful aspect, and severity itself is overcome. Hiperides
the orator, when Phryne his client was accused at Athens for her lewdness,
used no other defence in her cause, but tearing her upper garment,
disclosed her naked breast to the judges, with which comeliness of her body
and amiable gesture they were so moved and astonished, that they did acquit
her forthwith, and let her go. O noble piece of justice! mine author
exclaims: and who is he that would not rather lose his seat and robes,
forfeit his office, than give sentence against the majesty of beauty? Such
prerogatives have fair persons, and they alone are free from danger.
Parthenopaeus was so lovely and fair, that when he fought in the Theban
wars, if his face had been by chance bare, no enemy would offer to strike
at or hurt him, such immunities hath beauty. Beasts themselves are moved
with it. Sinalda was a woman of such excellent feature, [4843]and a queen,
that when she was to be trodden on by wild horses for a punishment, the
wild beasts stood in admiration of her person, (Saxo Grammaticus lib. 8.
Dan. hist.) and would not hurt her. Wherefore did that royal virgin in
[4844]Apuleius, when she fled from the thieves' den, in a desert, make
such an apostrophe to her ass on whom she rode; (for what knew she to the
contrary, but that he was an ass?) Si me parentibus et proco formoso
reddideris, quas, tibi gratias, quos honores habebo, quos cibos exhibebo?
[4845]She would comb him, dress him, feed him, and trick him every day
herself, and he should work no more, toil no more, but rest and play, &c.
And besides she would have a dainty picture drawn, in perpetual
remembrance, a virgin riding upon an ass's back with this motto, Asino
vectore regia virgo fugiens captivitatem; why said she all this? why did
she make such promises to a dumb beast? but that she perceived the poor ass
to be taken with her beauty, for he did often obliquo collo pedes puellae
decoros basiare, kiss her feet as she rode, et ad delicatulas voculas
tentabat adhinnire, offer to give consent as much as in him was to her
delicate speeches, and besides he had some feeling, as she conceived of her
misery. And why did Theogine's horse in Heliodorus [4846]curvet, prance,
and go so proudly, exultans alacriter et superbiens, &c., but that such
as mine author supposeth, he was in love with his master? dixisses ipsum
equum pulchrum intelligere pulchram domini fomam? A fly lighted on [4847]
Malthius' cheek as he lay asleep; but why? Not to hurt him, as a parasite
of his, standing by, well perceived, non ut pungeret, sed ut oscularetur,
but certainly to kiss him, as ravished with his divine looks. Inanimate
creatures, I suppose, have a touch of this. When a drop of [4848]Psyche's
candle fell on Cupid's shoulder, I think sure it was to kiss it. When Venus
ran to meet her rose-cheeked Adonis, as an elegant [4849]poet of our's
sets her out,
Some catch her neck, some kiss her face,
Some twine about her legs to make her stay,
And all did covet her for to embrace.
Aer ipse amore inficitur, as Heliodorus holds, the air itself is in love:
for when Hero plaid upon her lute,
[4850]The wanton air in twenty sweet forms danc't
and those lascivious winds stayed Daphne when she fled from Apollo;
[4851]———nudabant corpora venti,
Obviaque adversas vibrabant flamina vestes.
Boreas Ventus loved Hyacinthus, and Orithya Ericthons's daughter of Athens:
vi rapuit, &c. he took her away by force, as she was playing with other
wenches at Ilissus, and begat Zetes and Galias his two sons of her. That
seas and waters are enamoured with this our beauty, is all out as likely as
that of the air and winds; for when Leander swam in the Hellespont, Neptune
with his trident did beat down the waves, but
They still mounted up intending to have kiss'd him.
And fell in drops like tears because they missed him.
The [4852]river Alpheus was in love with Arethusa, as she tells the tale
herself,
[4853]———viridesque manu siccata capillos,
Fluminis Alphei veteres recitavit amores;
When our Thame and Isis meet
[4854]Oscula mille sonant, connexu brachia pallent,
Mutuaque explicitis connectunt colla lacertis.
Inachus and Pineus, and how many loving rivers can I reckon up, whom beauty
hath enthralled! I say nothing all this while of idols themselves that have
committed idolatry in this kind, of looking-glasses, that have been rapt in
love (if you will believe [4855]poets), when their ladies and mistresses
looked on to dress them.
Et si non habeo sensum, tua gratia sensum
Exhibet, et calidi sentio amoris onus.
Dirigis huc quoties spectantia lumina, flamma
Succendunt inopi saucia membra mihi.
Though I no sense at all of feeling have.
Yet your sweet looks do animate and save;
And when your speaking eyes do this way turn,
Methinks my wounded members live and burn.
I could tell you such another story of a spindle that was fired by a fair
lady's [4856]looks, or fingers, some say, I know not well whether, but
fired it was by report, and of a cold bath that suddenly smoked, and was
very hot when naked Coelia came into it, Miramur quis sit tantus et unde
vapor, [4857]&c. But of all the tales in this kind, that is the most
memorable of [4858]Death himself, when he should have strucken a sweet
young virgin with his dart, he fell in love with the object. Many more such
could I relate which are to be believed with a poetical faith. So dumb and
dead creatures dote, but men are mad, stupefied many times at the first
sight of beauty, amazed, [4859]as that fisherman in Aristaenetus that spied
a maid bathing herself by the seaside,
[4860]Soluta mihi sunt omnia membra—
A capite ad calcem. sensusque omnis periit
De pectore, tam immensus stupor animam invasit mihi.
And as [4861]Lucian, in his images, confesses of himself, that he was at
his mistress's presence void of all sense, immovable, as if he had seen a
Gorgon's head: which was no such cruel monster (as [4862]Coelius
interprets it, lib. 3. cap. 9.), but the very quintessence of beauty,
some fair creature, as without doubt the poet understood in the first
fiction of it, at which the spectators were amazed. [4863]Miseri quibus
intentata nites, poor wretches are compelled at the very sight of her
ravishing looks to run mad, or make away with themselves.
[4864]They wait the sentence of her scornful eyes;
And whom she favours lives, the other dies.
4865]Heliodorus, lib. 1. brings in Thyamis almost besides himself, when
he saw Chariclia first, and not daring to look upon her a second time, for
he thought it impossible for any man living to see her and contain
himself. The very fame of beauty will fetch them to it many miles off
(such an attractive power this loadstone hath), and they will seem but
short, they will undertake any toil or trouble, [4866]long journeys. Penia
or Atalanta shall not overgo them, through seas, deserts, mountains, and
dangerous places, as they did to gaze on Psyche: many mortal men came far
and near to see that glorious object of her age, Paris for Helena, Corebus
to Troja.
———Illis Trojam qui forte diebus
Venerat insano Cassandrae insensus amore.
who inflamed with a violent passion for Cassandra, happened then to be in
Troy. King John of France, once prisoner in England, came to visit his old
friends again, crossing the seas; but the truth is, his coming was to see
the Countess of Salisbury, the nonpareil of those times, and his dear
mistress. That infernal God Pluto came from hell itself, to steal
Proserpine; Achilles left all his friends for Polixena's sake, his enemy's
daughter; and all the [4867]Graecian gods forsook their heavenly mansions
for that fair lady, Philo Dioneus daughter's sake, the paragon of Greece in
those days; ea enim venustate fuit, ut eam certatim omnes dii conjugem
expeterent: for she was of such surpassing beauty, that all the gods
contended for her love. [4868]Formosa divis imperat puella. The
beautiful maid commands the gods. They will not only come to see, but as a
falcon makes a hungry hawk hover about, follow, give attendance and
service, spend goods, lives, and all their fortunes to attain;
Were beauty under twenty locks kept fast,
Yet love breaks through, and picks them all at last.
When fair [4869]Hero came abroad, the eyes, hearts, and affections of her
spectators were still attendant on her.
[4870]Et medios inter vultus supereminet omnes,
Perque urbem aspiciunt venientem numinis instar.
[4871]So far above the rest fair Hero shined.
And stole away the enchanted gazer's mind.
[4872]When Peter Aretine's Lucretia came first to Rome, and that the fame
of her beauty, ad urbanarum deliciarum sectatores venerat, nemo non ad
videndam eam, &c. was spread abroad, they came in (as they say) thick and
threefold to see her, and hovered about her gates, as they did of old to
Lais of Corinth, and Phryne of Thebes, [4873]Ad cujus jacuit Graecia tota
fores, at whose gates lay all Greece. [4874]Every man sought to get
her love, some with gallant and costly apparel, some with an affected pace,
some with music, others with rich gifts, pleasant discourse, multitude of
followers; others with letters, vows, and promises, to commend themselves,
and to be gracious in her eyes. Happy was he that could see her, thrice
happy that enjoyed her company. Charmides [4875]in Plato was a proper
young man in comeliness of person, and all good qualities, far exceeding
others; whensoever fair Charmides came abroad, they seemed all to be in
love with him (as Critias describes their carriage), and were troubled at
the very sight of him; many came near him, many followed him wheresoever he
went, as those [4876]formarum spectatores did Acontius, if at any time
he walked abroad: the Athenian lasses stared on Alcibiades; Sappho and the
Mitilenean women on Phaon the fair. Such lovely sights do not only please,
entice, but ravish and amaze. Cleonimus, a delicate and tender youth,
present at a feast which Androcles his uncle made in Piraeo at Athens, when
he sacrificed to Mercury, so stupefied the guests, Dineas, Aristippus,
Agasthenes, and the rest (as Charidemus in [4877]Lucian relates it), that
they could not eat their meat, they sat all supper time gazing, glancing at
him, stealing looks, and admiring of his beauty. Many will condemn these
men that are so enamoured, for fools; but some again commend them for it;
many reject Paris's judgment, and yet Lucian approves of it, admiring Paris
for his choice; he would have done as much himself, and by good desert in
his mind: beauty is to be preferred [4878]before wealth or wisdom.
[4879]Athenaeus Deipnosophist, lib. 13. cap. 7, holds it not such
indignity for the Trojans and Greeks to contend ten years, to spend so much
labour, lose so many men's lives for Helen's sake, [4880]for so fair a
lady's sake,
Ob talem uxorem cui praestantissima forma,
That one woman was worth a kingdom, a hundred thousand other women, a world
itself. Well might [4881]Sterpsichores be blind for carping at so fair a
creature, and a just punishment it was. The same testimony gives Homer of
the old men of Troy, that were spectators of that single combat between
Paris and Menelaus at the Seian gate, when Helen stood in presence; they
said all, the war was worthily prolonged and undertaken [4882]for her
sake. The very gods themselves (as Homer and [4883]Isocrates record)
fought more for Helen, than they did against the giants. When [4884]Venus
lost her son Cupid, she made proclamation by Mercury, that he that could
bring tidings of him should have seven kisses; a noble reward some say, and
much better than so many golden talents; seven such kisses to many men were
more precious than seven cities, or so many provinces. One such a kiss
alone would recover a man if he were a dying, [4885]Suaviolum Stygia sic
te de valle reducet, &c. Great Alexander married Roxanne, a poor man's
child, only for her person. [4886]'Twas well done of Alexander, and
heroically done; I admire him for it. Orlando was mad for Angelica, and who
doth not condole his mishap? Thisbe died for Pyramus, Dido for Aeneas; who
doth not weep, as (before his conversion) [4887]Austin did in
commiseration of her estate! she died for him; methinks (as he said) I
could die for her.
But this is not the matter in hand; what prerogative this beauty hath, of
what power and sovereignty it is, and how far such persons that so much
admire, and dote upon it, are to be justified; no man doubts of these
matters; the question is, how and by what means beauty produceth this
effect? By sight: the eye betrays the soul, and is both active and passive
in this business; it wounds and is wounded, is an especial cause and
instrument, both in the subject and in the object. [4888]As tears, it
begins in the eyes, descends to the breast; it conveys these beauteous
rays, as I have said, unto the heart. Ut vidi ut perii. [4889]Mars
videt hanc, visamque cupit. Schechem saw Dinah the daughter of Leah, and
defiled her, Gen. xxxiv. 3. Jacob, Rachel, xxix. 17, for she was beautiful
and fair. David spied Bathsheba afar off, 2 Sam. xi. 2. The Elders,
Susanna, [4890]as that Orthomenian Strato saw fair Aristoclea daughter of
Theophanes, bathing herself at that Hercyne well in Lebadea, and were
captivated in an instant. Viderunt oculi, rapuerunt pectora flammae; Ammon
fell sick for Thamar's sake, 2 Sam. xiii. 2. The beauty of Esther was such,
that she found favour not only in the sight of Ahasuerus, but of all those
that looked upon her. Gerson, Origen, and some others, contended that
Christ himself was the fairest of the sons of men, and Joseph next unto
him, speciosus prae filiis hominum, and they will have it literally taken;
his very person was such, that he found grace and favour of all those that
looked upon him. Joseph was so fair, that, as the ordinary gloss hath it,
filiae decurrerent per murum, et ad fenestras, they ran to the top of the
walls and to the windows to gaze on him, as we do commonly to see some
great personage go by: and so Matthew Paris describes Matilda the Empress
going through Cullen. [4891]P. Morales the Jesuit saith as much of the
Virgin Mary. Antony no sooner saw Cleopatra, but, saith Appian, lib. 1,
he was enamoured of her. [4892]Theseus at the first sight of Helen was so
besotted, that he esteemed himself the happiest man in the world if he
might enjoy her, and to that purpose kneeled down, and made his pathetical
prayers unto the gods. [4893]Charicles, by chance, espying that curious
picture of smiling Venus naked in her temple, stood a great while gazing,
as one amazed; at length, he brake into that mad passionate speech, O
fortunate god Mars, that wast bound in chains, and made ridiculous for her
sake! He could not contain himself, but kissed her picture, I know not how
oft, and heartily desired to be so disgraced as Mars was. And what did he
that his betters had not done before him?
[4894]———atque aliquis de diis non tristibus optat
When Venus came first to heaven, her comeliness was such, that (as mine
author saith) [4895]all the gods came flocking about, and saluted her,
each of them went to Jupiter, and desired he might have her to be his
wife. When fair [4896]Antilochus came in presence, as a candle in the
dark his beauty shined, all men's eyes (as Xenophon describes the manner of
it) were instantly fixed on him, and moved at the sight, insomuch that
they could not conceal themselves, but in gesture or looks it was discerned
and expressed. Those other senses, hearing, touching, may much penetrate
and affect, but none so much, none so forcible as sight. Forma Briseis
mediis in armis movit Achillem, Achilles was moved in the midst of a
battle by fair Briseis, Ajax by Tecmessa; Judith captivated that great
Captain Holofernes: Dalilah, Samson; Rosamund, [4897]Henry the Second;
Roxolana, Suleiman the Magnificent, &c.
A fair woman overcomes fire and sword.
[4899]Nought under heaven so strongly doth allure
The sense of man and all his mind possess,
As beauty's loveliest bait, that doth procure
Great warriors erst their rigour to suppress,
And mighty hands forget their manliness,
Driven with the power of an heart-burning eye,
And lapt in flowers of a golden tress.
That can with melting pleasure mollify
Their harden'd hearts inur'd to cruelty.
[4900]Clitiphon ingenuously confesseth, that he no sooner came in
Leucippe's presence, but that he did corde tremere, et oculis lascivius
intueri; [4901]he was wounded at the first sight, his heart panted, and
he could not possibly turn his eyes from her. So doth Calysiris in
Heliodorus, lib. 2. Isis Priest, a reverend old man, complain, who by
chance at Memphis seeing that Thracian Rodophe, might not hold his eyes off
her: [4902]I will not conceal it, she overcame me with her presence, and
quite assaulted my continency which I had kept unto mine old age; I
resisted a long time my bodily eyes with the eyes of my understanding; at
last I was conquered, and as in a tempest carried headlong. [4903]
Xenophiles, a philosopher, railed at women downright for many years
together, scorned, hated, scoffed at them; coming at last into Daphnis a
fair maid's company (as he condoles his mishap to his friend Demaritis),
though free before, Intactus nullis ante cupidinibus, was far in love,
and quite overcome upon a sudden. Victus sum fateor a Daphnide, &c. I
confess I am taken,
[4904]Sola haec inflexit sensus, animumque labentem
I could hold out no longer. Such another mishap, but worse, had Stratocles
the physician, that blear-eyed old man, muco plenus (so [4905]Prodromus
describes him); he was a severe woman's-hater all his life, foeda et
contumeliosa semper in faeminas profatus, a bitter persecutor of the whole
sex, humanas aspides et viperas appellabat, he forswore them all still,
and mocked them wheresoever he came, in such vile terms, ut matrem et
sorores odisses, that if thou hadst heard him, thou wouldst have loathed
thine own mother and sisters for his word's sake. Yet this old doting fool
was taken at last with that celestial and divine look of Myrilla, the
daughter of Anticles the gardener, that smirking wench, that he shaved off
his bushy beard, painted his face, [4906]curled his hair, wore a laurel
crown to cover his bald pate, and for her love besides was ready to run
mad. For the very day that he married he was so furious, ut solis occasum
minus expectare posset (a terrible, a monstrous long day), he could not
stay till it was night, sed omnibus insalutatis in thalamum festinans
irrupit, the meat scarce out of his mouth, without any leave taking, he
would needs go presently to bed. What young man, therefore, if old men be
so intemperate, can secure himself? Who can say I will not be taken with a
beautiful object? I can, I will contain. No, saith [4907]Lucian of his
mistress, she is so fair, that if thou dost but see her, she will stupefy
thee, kill thee straight, and, Medusa like, turn thee to a stone; thou
canst not pull thine eyes from her, but, as an adamant doth iron, she will
carry thee bound headlong whither she will herself, infect thee like a
basilisk. It holds both in men and women. Dido was amazed at Aeneas'
presence; Obstupuit primo aspectu Sidonia Dido; and as he feelingly
verified out of his experience;
[4908]Quam ego postquam vidi, non ita amavi ut sani solent
Homines, sed eodem pacto ut insani solent.
I lov'd her not as others soberly,
But as a madman rageth, so did I.
So Museus of Leander, nusquam lumen detorquet ab illa; and [4909]Chaucer
of Palamon,
He cast his eye upon Emilia,
And therewith he blent and cried ha, ha,
As though he had been stroke unto the hearta.
If you desire to know more particularly what this beauty is, how it doth
Influere, how it doth fascinate (for, as all hold, love is a
fascination), thus in brief. [4910]This comeliness or beauty ariseth from
the due proportion of the whole, or from each several part. For an exact
delineation of which, I refer you to poets, historiographers, and those
amorous writers, to Lucian's Images, and Charidemus, Xenophon's description
of Panthea, Petronius Catalectes, Heliodorus Chariclia, Tacius Leucippe,
Longus Sophista's Daphnis and Chloe, Theodorus Prodromus his Rhodanthes,
Aristaenetus and Philostratus Epistles, Balthazar Castilio, lib. 4. de
aulico. Laurentius, cap. 10, de melan. Aeneas Sylvius his Lucretia, and
every poet almost, which have most accurately described a perfect beauty,
an absolute feature, and that through every member, both in men and women.
Each part must concur to the perfection of it; for as Seneca saith, Ep.
33. lib. 4. Non est formosa mulier cujus crus laudatur et brachium, sed
illa cujus simul universa facies admirationem singulis partibus dedit;
she is no fair woman, whose arm, thigh, &c. are commended, except the face
and all the other parts be correspondent. And the face especially gives a
lustre to the rest: the face is it that commonly denominates a fair or
foul: arx formae facies, the face is beauty's tower; and though the other
parts be deformed, yet a good face carries it (facies non uxor amatur)
that alone is most part respected, principally valued, deliciis suis
ferox, and of itself able to captivate.
Et vultus nimium lubricus aspici.
Glycera's too fair a face was it that set him on fire, too fine to be
beheld. When [4912]Chaerea saw the singing wench's sweet looks, he was so
taken, that he cried out, O faciem pulchram, deleo omnes dehinc ex animo
mulieres, taedet quotidianarum harum formarum! O fair face, I'll never
love any but her, look on any other hereafter but her; I am weary of these
ordinary beauties, away with them. The more he sees her, the worse he
is,—uritque videndo, as in a burning-glass, the sunbeams are
re-collected to a centre, the rays of love are projected from her eyes. It
was Aeneas's countenance ravished Queen Dido, Os humerosque Deo similis,
he had an angelical face.
[4913]O sacros vultus Baccho vel Apolline dignos,
Quos vir, quos tuto foemina nulla videt!
———O sacred looks, befitting majesty,
Which never mortal wight could safely see.
Although for the greater part this beauty be most eminent in the face, yet
many times those other members yield a most pleasing grace, and are alone
sufficient to enamour. A high brow like unto the bright heavens, coeli
pulcherrima plaga, Frons ubi vivit honor, frons ubi ludit amor, white and
smooth like the polished alabaster, a pair of cheeks of vermilion colour,
in which love lodgeth; [4914]Amor qui mollibus genis puellae pernoctas: a
coral lip, suaviorum delubrum, in which Basia mille patent, basia mille
latent, A thousand appear, as many are concealed; gratiarum sedes
gratissima; a sweet-smelling flower, from which bees may gather honey,
[4915]Mellilegae volucres quid adhuc cava thyma rosasque, &c.
Omnes ad dominae labra venite meae,
A white and round neck, that via lactea, dimple in the chin, black
eyebrows, Cupidinis arcus, sweet breath, white and even teeth, which
some call the salepiece, a fine soft round pap, gives an excellent grace,
[4916]Quale decus tumidis Pario de marmore mammis! [4917]and make a
pleasant valley lacteum sinum, between two chalky hills, Sororiantes
papillulas, et ad pruritum frigidos amatores solo aspectu excitantes. Unde
is, [4918]Forma papillarum quam fuit apta premi!—Again Urebant oculos
durae stantesque mamillae. A flaxen hair; golden hair was even in great
account, for which Virgil commends Dido, Nondum sustulerat flavum
Proserpinina crinem, Et crines nodantur in aurum. Apollonius (Argonaut.
lib. 4. Jasonis flava coma incendit cor Medeae) will have Jason's golden
hair to be the main cause of Medea's dotage on him. Castor and Pollux were
both yellow haired. Paris, Menelaus, and most amorous young men, have been
such in all ages, molles ac suaves, as Baptista Porta infers, [4919]
Physiog. lib. 2. lovely to behold. Homer so commends Helen, makes
Patroclus and Achilles both yellow haired: Pulchricoma Venus, and Cupid
himself was yellow haired, in aurum coruscante et crispante capillo, like
that neat picture of Narcissus in Callistratus; for so [4920]Psyche spied
him asleep, Briseis, Polixena, &c. flavicomae omnes,
Whom young Apollo courted for her hair.
Leland commends Guithera, king Arthur's wife, for a flaxen hair: so Paulus
Aemilius sets out Clodeveus, that lovely king of France. [4921]Synesius
holds every effeminate fellow or adulterer is fair haired: and Apuleius
adds that Venus herself, goddess of love, cannot delight, [4922]though
she come accompanied with the graces, and all Cupid's train to attend upon
her, girt with her own girdle, and smell of cinnamon and balm, yet if she
be bald or badhaired, she cannot please her Vulcan. Which belike makes our
Venetian ladies at this day to counterfeit yellow hair so much, great women
to calamistrate and curl it up, vibrantes ad gratiam crines, et tot
orbibus in captivitatem flexos, to adorn their heads with spangles,
pearls, and made-flowers; and all courtiers to effect a pleasing grace in
this kind. In a word, [4923]the hairs are Cupid's nets, to catch all
comers, a brushy wood, in which Cupid builds his nest, and under whose
shadow all loves a thousand several ways sport themselves.
A little soft hand, pretty little mouth, small, fine, long fingers, Gratiae
quae digitis —'tis that which Apollo did admire in Daphne,—laudat
digitosque manusque; a straight and slender body, a small foot, and
well-proportioned leg, hath an excellent lustre, [4924]Cui totum incumbit
corpus uti fundamento aedes. Clearchus vowed to his friend Amyander in
[4925]Aristaenetus, that the most attractive part in his mistress, to make
him love and like her first, was her pretty leg and foot: a soft and white
skin, &c. have their peculiar graces, [4926]Nebula haud est mollior ac
hujus cutis est, aedipol papillam bellulam. Though in men these parts are
not so much respected; a grim Saracen sometimes,—nudus membra Pyracmon,
a martial hirsute face pleaseth best; a black man is a pearl in a fair
woman's eye, and is as acceptable as [4927]lame Vulcan was to Venus; for
he being a sweaty fuliginous blacksmith, was dearly beloved of her, when
fair Apollo, nimble Mercury were rejected, and the rest of the sweet-faced
gods forsaken. Many women (as Petronius [4928]observes) sordibus calent
(as many men are more moved with kitchen wenches, and a poor market maid,
than all these illustrious court and city dames) will sooner dote upon a
slave, a servant, a dirt dauber, a brontes, a cook, a player, if they see
his naked legs or arms, thorosaque brachia, [4929]&c., like that
huntsman Meleager in Philostratus, though he be all in rags, obscene and
dirty, besmeared like a ruddleman, a gipsy, or a chimney-sweeper, than upon
a noble gallant, Nireus, Ephestion, Alcibiades, or those embroidered
courtiers full of silk and gold. [4930]Justine's wife, a citizen of Rome,
fell in love with Pylades a player, and was ready to run mad for him, had
not Galen himself helped her by chance. Faustina the empress doted on a
fencer.
Not one of a thousand falls in love, but there is some peculiar part or
other which pleaseth most, and inflames him above the rest. [4931]A
company of young philosophers on a time fell at variance, which part of a
woman was most desirable and pleased best? some said the forehead, some the
teeth, some the eyes, cheeks, lips, neck, chin, &c., the controversy was
referred to Lais of Corinth to decide; but she, smiling, said, they were a
company of fools; for suppose they had her where they wished, what would
they [4932]first seek? Yet this notwithstanding I do easily grant, neque
quis vestrum negaverit opinor, all parts are attractive, but especially
[4933]the eyes, [4934]
Sideribus similes oculos———
which are love's fowlers; [4935]aucupium amoris, the shoeing horns, the
hooks of love (as Arandus will) the guides, touchstone, judges, that in a
moment cure mad men, and make sound folks mad, the watchmen of the body;
what do they not? How vex they not? All this is true, and (which Athaeneus
lib. 13. dip. cap. 5. and Tatius hold) they are the chief seats of love,
and James Lernutius [4936]hath facetely expressed in an elegant ode of
his,
Amorem ocellis flammeolis herae
Vidi insidentem, credite posteri,
Fratresque circum ludibundos
Cum pharetra volitare et arcu, &c.
I saw Love sitting in my mistress' eyes
Sparkling, believe it all posterity,
And his attendants playing round about
With bow and arrows ready for to fly.
Scaliger calls the eyes, [4937]Cupid's arrows; the tongue, the lightning
of love; the paps, the tents: [4938]Balthazar Castilio, the causes, the
chariots, the lamps of love,
———aemula lumina stellis,
Lumina quae possent sollicitare deos.
Eyes emulating stars in light,
Enticing gods at the first sight;
Love's orators, Petronius.
O blandos oculos, et o facetos,
Et quadam propria nota loquaces
Illic est Venus, et leves amores,
Atque ipsa in medio sedet voluptas.
O sweet and pretty speaking eyes,
Where Venus, love, and pleasure lies.
Love's torches, touch-box, naphtha and matches, [4939]Tibullus.
Illius ex oculis quum vult exurere divos,
Accendit geminas lampades acer amor.
Tart Love when he will set the gods on fire,
Lightens the eyes as torches to desire.
Leander, at the first sight of Hero's eyes, was incensed, saith Musaeus.
Simul in [4940]oculorum radiis crescebat fax amorum,
Et cor fervebat invecti ignis impetu;
Pulchritudo enim Celebris immaculatae foeminae,
Acutior hominibus est veloci sagitta.
Oculos vero via est, ab oculi ictibus
Vulnus dilabitur, et in praecordia viri manat.
Love's torches 'gan to burn first in her eyes.
And set his heart on fire which never dies:
For the fair beauty of a virgin pure
Is sharper than a dart, and doth inure
A deeper wound, which pierceth to the heart
By the eyes, and causeth such a cruel smart.
[4941]A modern poet brings in Amnon complaining of Thamar,
Occidit ille risus et formae lepos,
Ille nitor, illa gratia, et verus decor,
Illae aemulantes purpuram, et [4942]rosas genae,
Oculique vinctaeque aureo nodo comae.———
It was thy beauty, 'twas thy pleasing smile,
Thy grace and comeliness did me beguile;
Thy rose-like cheeks, and unto purple fair
Thy lovely eyes and golden knotted hair.
[4943]Philostratus Lemnius cries out on his mistress's basilisk eyes,
ardentes faces, those two burning-glasses, they had so inflamed his soul,
that no water could quench it. What a tyranny (saith he), what a
penetration of bodies is this! thou drawest with violence, and swallowest
me up, as Charybdis doth sailors with thy rocky eyes: he that falls into
this gulf of love, can never get out. Let this be the corollary then, the
strongest beams of beauty are still darted from the eyes.
[4944]Nam quis lumina tanta, tanta
Posset luminibus suis tueri,
Non statim trepidansque, palpitansque,
Prae desiderii aestuantis aura? &c.
For who such eyes with his can see,
And not forthwith enamour'd be!
And as men catch dotterels by putting out a leg or an arm, with those
mutual glances of the eyes they first inveigle one another. [4945]Cynthia
prima suis miserum me, cepit ocellis. Of all eyes (by the way) black are
most amiable, enticing and fairer, which the poet observes in commending of
his mistress. [4946]Spectandum nigris oculis, nigroque capillo, which
Hesiod admires in his Alemena,
[4947]Cujus a vertice ac nigricantibus oculis,
Tale quiddam spiral ac ab aurea Venere.
From her black eyes, and from her golden face
As if from Venus came a lovely grace.
and [4948]Triton in his Milaene—nigra oculos formosa mihi. [4949]Homer
useth that epithet of ox-eyed, in describing Juno, because a round black
eye is the best, the son of beauty, and farthest from black the worse:
which [4950]Polydore Virgil taxeth in our nation: Angli ut plurimum
caesiis oculis, we have grey eyes for the most part. Baptisma Porta,
Physiognom. lib. 3. puts grey colour upon children, they be childish eyes,
dull and heavy. Many commend on the other side Spanish ladies, and those
[4951]Greek dames at this day, for the blackness of their eyes, as Porta
doth his Neapolitan young wives. Suetonius describes Julius Caesar to have
been nigris vegetisque oculis micantibus, of a black quick sparkling eye:
and although Averroes in his Colliget will have such persons timorous, yet
without question they are most amorous.
Now last of all, I will show you by what means beauty doth fascinate,
bewitch, as some hold, and work upon the soul of a man by the eye. For
certainly I am of the poet's mind, love doth bewitch and strangely change
us.
[4952]Ludit amor sensus, oculos perstringit, et aufert
Libertatem animi, mira nos fascinat arte.
Credo aliquis daemon subiens praecordia flammam
Concitat, et raptam tollit de cardine mentem.
Love mocks our senses, curbs our liberties,
And doth bewitch us with his art and rings,
I think some devil gets into our entrails,
And kindles coals, and heaves our souls from th'hinges.
Heliodorus lib. 3. proves at large, [4953]that love is witchcraft, it
gets in at our eyes, pores, nostrils, engenders the same qualities and
affections in us, as were in the party whence it came. The manner of the
fascination, as Ficinus 10. cap. com. in Plat. declares it, is thus:
Mortal men are then especially bewitched, when as by often gazing one on
the other, they direct sight to sight, join eye to eye, and so drink and
suck in love between them; for the beginning of this disease is the eye.
And therefore he that hath a clear eye, though he be otherwise deformed, by
often looking upon him, will make one mad, and tie him fast to him by the
eye. Leonard. Varius, lib. 1. cap. 2. de fascinat. telleth us, that by
this interview, [4954]the purer spirits are infected, the one eye
pierceth through the other with his rays, which he sends forth, and many
men have those excellent piercing eyes, that, which Suetonius relates of
Augustus, their brightness is such, they compel their spectators to look
off, and can no more endure them than the sunbeams. [4955]Barradius,
lib. 6. cap. 10. de Harmonia Evangel. reports as much of our Saviour
Christ, and [4956]Peter Morales of the Virgin Mary, whom Nicephorus
describes likewise to have been yellow-haired, of a wheat colour, but of a
most amiable and piercing eye. The rays, as some think, sent from the eyes,
carry certain spiritual vapours with them, and so infect the other party,
and that in a moment. I know, they that hold visio fit intra mittendo,
will make a doubt of this; but Ficinus proves it from blear-eyes, [4957]
That by sight alone, make others blear-eyed; and it is more than manifest,
that the vapour of the corrupt blood doth get in together with the rays,
and so by the contagion the spectators' eyes are infected. Other arguments
there are of a basilisk, that kills afar off by sight, as that Ephesian did
of whom [4958]Philostratus speaks, of so pernicious an eye, he poisoned
all he looked steadily on: and that other argument, menstruae faminae, out
of Aristotle's Problems, morbosae Capivaccius adds, and [4959]Septalius
the commentator, that contaminate a looking-glass with beholding it. [4960]
So the beams that come from the agent's heart, by the eyes, infect the
spirits about the patients, inwardly wound, and thence the spirits infect
the blood. To this effect she complained in [4961]Apuleius, Thou art the
cause of my grief, thy eyes piercing through mine eyes to mine inner parts,
have set my bowels on fire, and therefore pity me that am now ready to die
for thy sake. Ficinus illustrates this with a familiar example of that
Marrhusian Phaedrus and Theban Lycias, [4962]Lycias he stares on Phaedrus'
face, and Phaedrus fastens the balls of his eyes upon Lycias, and with those
sparkling rays sends out his spirits. The beams of Phaedrus' eyes are easily
mingled with the beams of Lycias, and spirits are joined to spirits. This
vapour begot in Phaedrus' heart, enters into Lycias' bowels; and that which
is a greater wonder, Phaedrus' blood is in Lycias' heart, and thence come
those ordinary love-speeches, my sweetheart Phaedrus, and mine own self, my
dear bowels. And Phaedrus again to Lycias, O my light, my joy, my soul, my
life. Phaedrus follows Lycias, because his heart would have his spirits, and
Lycias follows Phaedrus, because he loves the seat of his spirits; both
follow; but Lycias the earnester of the two: the river hath more need of
the fountain, than the fountain of the river; as iron is drawn to that
which is touched with a loadstone, but draws not it again; so Lycias draws
Phaedrus. But how comes it to pass then, that the blind man loves, that
never saw? We read in the Lives of the Fathers, a story of a child that was
brought up in the wilderness, from his infancy, by an old hermit: now come
to man's estate, he saw by chance two comely women wandering in the woods:
he asked the old man what creatures they were, he told him fairies; after a
while talking obiter, the hermit demanded of him, which was the
pleasantest sight that ever he saw in his life? He readily replied, the two
[4963]fairies he spied in the wilderness. So that, without doubt, there is
some secret loadstone in a beautiful woman, a magnetic power, a natural
inbred affection, which moves our concupiscence, and as he sings,
Methinks I have a mistress yet to come,
And still I seek, I love, I know not whom.
'Tis true indeed of natural and chaste love, but not of this heroical
passion, or rather brutish burning lust of which we treat; we speak of
wandering, wanton, adulterous eyes, which, as [4964]he saith, lie still
in wait as so many soldiers, and when they spy an innocent spectator fixed
on them, shoot him through, and presently bewitch him: especially when they
shall gaze and gloat, as wanton lovers do one upon another, and with a
pleasant eye-conflict participate each other's souls. Hence you may
perceive how easily and how quickly we may be taken in love; since at the
twinkling of an eye, Phaedrus' spirits may so perniciously infect Lycias'
blood. [4965]Neither is it any wonder, if we but consider how many other
diseases closely, and as suddenly are caught by infection, plague, itch,
scabs, flux, &c. The spirits taken in, will not let him rest that hath
received them, but egg him on. [4966]Idque petit corpus mens unde est
saucia amore; and we may manifestly perceive a strange eduction of
spirits, by such as bleed at nose after they be dead, at the presence of
the murderer; but read more of this in Lemnius, lib. 2. de occult. nat.
mir. cap. 7. Valleriola lib. 2. observ. cap. 7. Valesius controv.
Ficinus, Cardan, Libavius de cruentis cadaveribus, &c.
SUBSECT. III.—Artificial allurements of Love, Causes and Provocations to Lust; Gestures, Clothes, Dower, &c.
Natural beauty is a stronger loadstone of itself, as you have heard, a
great temptation, and pierceth to the very heart; [4967]forma verecundae,
nocuit mihi visa puellae; but much more when those artificial enticements
and provocations of gestures, clothes, jewels, pigments, exornations, shall
be annexed unto it; those other circumstances, opportunity of time and
place shall concur, which of themselves alone were all sufficient, each one
in particular to produce this effect. It is a question much controverted by
some wise men, forma debeat plus arti an naturae? Whether natural or
artificial objects be more powerful? but not decided: for my part I am of
opinion, that though beauty itself be a great motive, and give an excellent
lustre in sordibus, in beggary, as a jewel on a dunghill will shine and
cast his rays, it cannot be suppressed, which Heliodorus feigns of
Chariclia, though she were in beggar's weeds: yet as it is used, artificial
is of more force, and much to be preferred.
[4968]Sic dentata sibi videtur Aegle,
Emptis ossibus Indicoque cornu;
Sic quae nigrior est cadente moro,
Cerussata sibi placet Lychoris.
So toothless Aegle seems a pretty one,
Set out with new-bought teeth of Indy bone:
So foul Lychoris blacker than berry
Herself admires, now finer than cherry.
John Lerius the Burgundian, cap. 8. hist. navigat. in Brazil. is
altogether on my side. For whereas (saith he) at our coming to Brazil, we
found both men and women naked as they were born, without any covering, so
much as of their privities, and could not be persuaded, by our Frenchmen
that lived a year with them, to wear any, [4969]Many will think that our
so long commerce with naked women, must needs be a great provocation to
lust; but he concludes otherwise, that their nakedness did much less
entice them to lasciviousness, than our women's clothes. And I dare boldly
affirm (saith he) that those glittering attires, counterfeit colours,
headgears, curled hairs, plaited coats, cloaks, gowns, costly stomachers,
guarded and loose garments, and all those other accoutrements, wherewith
our countrywomen counterfeit a beauty, and so curiously set out themselves,
cause more inconvenience in this kind, than that barbarian homeliness,
although they be no whit inferior unto them in beauty. I could evince the
truth of this by many other arguments, but I appeal (saith he) to my
companions at that present, which were all of the same mind. His
countryman, Montague, in his essays, is of the same opinion, and so are
many others; out of whose assertions thus much in brief we may conclude,
that beauty is more beholden to art than nature, and stronger provocations
proceed from outward ornaments, than such as nature hath provided. It is
true that those fair sparkling eyes, white neck, coral lips, turgent paps,
rose-coloured cheeks, &c., of themselves are potent enticers; but when a
comely, artificial, well-composed look, pleasing gesture, an affected
carriage shall be added, it must needs be far more forcible than it was,
when those curious needleworks, variety of colours, purest dyes, jewels,
spangles, pendants, lawn, lace, tiffanies, fair and fine linen,
embroideries, calamistrations, ointments, etc. shall be added, they will
make the veriest dowdy otherwise, a goddess, when nature shall be furthered
by art. For it is not the eye of itself that enticeth to lust, but an
adulterous eye, as Peter terms it, 2. ii. 14. a wanton, a rolling,
lascivious eye: a wandering eye, which Isaiah taxeth, iii. 16. Christ
himself, and the Virgin Mary, had most beautiful eyes, as amiable eyes as
any persons, saith [4970]Baradius, that ever lived, but withal so modest,
so chaste, that whosoever looked on them was freed from that passion of
burning lust, if we may believe [4971]Gerson and [4972]Bonaventure: there
was no such antidote against it, as the Virgin Mary's face; 'tis not the
eye, but carriage of it, as they use it, that causeth such effects. When
Pallas, Juno, Venus, were to win Paris' favour for the golden apple, as it
is elegantly described in that pleasant interlude of [4973]Apuleius, Juno
came with majesty upon the stage, Minerva gravity, but Venus dulce
subridens, constitit amaene; et gratissimae, Graticae deam propitiantes, &c.
came in smiling with her gracious graces and exquisite music, as if she had
danced, et nonnunquam saltare solis oculis, and which was the main matter
of all, she danced with her rolling eyes: they were the brokers and
harbingers of her suite. So she makes her brags in a modern poet,
[4974]Soon could I make my brow to tyrannise,
And force the world do homage to mine eyes.
The eye is a secret orator, the first bawd, Amoris porta, and with
private looks, winking, glances and smiles, as so many dialogues they make
up the match many times, and understand one another's meanings, before they
come to speak a word. [4975]Euryalus and Lucretia were so mutually
enamoured by the eye, and prepared to give each other entertainment, before
ever they had conference: he asked her good will with his eyes; she did
suffragari, and gave consent with a pleasant look. That [4976]Thracian
Rodophe was so excellent at this dumb rhetoric, that if she had but looked
upon any one almost (saith Calisiris) she would have bewitched him, and he
could not possibly escape it. For as [4977]Salvianus observes, the eyes
are the windows of our souls, by which as so many channels, all dishonest
concupiscence gets into our hearts. They reveal our thoughts, and as they
say, frons animi index, but the eye of the countenance, [4978]Quid
procacibus intuere ocellis? &c. I may say the same of smiling, gait,
nakedness of parts, plausible gestures, &c. To laugh is the proper passion
of a man, an ordinary thing to smile; but those counterfeit, composed,
affected, artificial and reciprocal, those counter-smiles are the dumb
shows and prognostics of greater matters, which they most part use, to
inveigle and deceive; though many fond lovers again are so frequently
mistaken, and led into a fool's paradise. For if they see but a fair maid
laugh, or show a pleasant countenance, use some gracious words or gestures,
they apply it all to themselves, as done in their favour; sure she loves
them, she is willing, coming, &c.
Stultus quando videt quod pulchra puellula ridet,
Tum fatuus credit se quod amare velit:
When a fool sees a fair maid for to smile,
He thinks she loves him, 'tis but to beguile.
They make an art of it, as the poet telleth us,
[4979]Quis credat? discunt etiam ridere puellae,
Quaeritur atque illis hac quoque parte decor.
Who can believe? to laugh maids make an art,
And seek a pleasant grace to that same part.
And 'tis as great an enticement as any of the rest,
[4980]———subrisit molle puella,
She makes thine heart leap with [4981]a pleasing gentle smile of hers.
[4982]Dulce ridentem Lalagen amabo,
I love Lalage as much for smiling, as for discoursing, delectata illa
risit tam blandum, as he said in Petronius of his mistress, being well
pleased, she gave so sweet a smile. It won Ismenias, as he [4983]
confesseth, Ismene subrisit amatorium, Ismene smiled so lovingly the
second time I saw her, that I could not choose but admire her: and Galla's
sweet smile quite overcame [4984]Faustus the shepherd, Me aspiciens moils
blande subrisit ocellis. All other gestures of the body will enforce as
much. Daphnis in [4985]Lucian was a poor tattered wench when I knew her
first, said Corbile, pannosa et Zacera, but now she is a stately piece
indeed, hath her maids to attend her, brave attires, money in her purse,
&c., and will you know how this came to pass? by setting out herself after
the best fashion, by her pleasant carriage, affability, sweet smiling upon
all, &c. Many women dote upon a man for his compliment only, and good
behaviour, they are won in an instant; too credulous to believe that every
light wanton suitor, who sees or makes love to them, is instantly
enamoured, he certainly dotes on, admires them, will surely marry, when as
he means nothing less, 'tis his ordinary carriage in all such companies. So
both delude each other by such outward shows; and amongst the rest, an
upright, a comely grace, courtesies, gentle salutations, cringes, a mincing
gait, a decent and an affected pace, are most powerful enticers, and which
the prophet Isaiah, a courtier himself, and a great observer, objected to
the daughters of Zion, iii. 16. they minced as they went, and made a
tinkling with their feet. To say the truth, what can they not effect by
such means?
Whilst nature decks them in their best attires
Of youth and beauty which the world admires.
[4986]Urit—voce, manu, gressu, pectore, fronte, oculis. When art
shall be annexed to beauty, when wiles and guiles shall concur; for to
speak as it is, love is a kind of legerdemain; mere juggling, a
fascination. When they show their fair hand, fine foot and leg withal,
magnum sui desiderium nobis relinquunt, saith [4987]Balthazar Castilio,
lib. 1. they set us a longing, and so when they pull up their
petticoats, and outward garments, as usually they do to show their fine
stockings, and those of purest silken dye, gold fringes, laces,
embroiderings, (it shall go hard but when they go to church, or to any
other place, all shall be seen) 'tis but a springe to catch woodcocks; and
as [4988]Chrysostom telleth them downright, though they say nothing with
their mouths, they speak in their gait, they speak with their eyes, they
speak in the carriage of their bodies. And what shall we say otherwise of
that baring of their necks, shoulders, naked breasts, arms and wrists, to
what end are they but only to tempt men to lust!
[4989]Nam quid lacteolus sinus, et ipsas
Prae te fers sine linteo papillas?
Hoc est dicere, posce, posce, trado;
Hoc est ad Venerem vocare amantes.
There needs no more, as [4990]Fredericus Matenesius well observes, but a
crier to go before them so dressed, to bid us look out, a trumpet to sound,
or for defect a sow-gelder to blow,
[4991]Look out, look out and see
That doth perstringe mine eye;
In rich and gaudy clothes,
But whither away God knows,
———look out, &c., et quae sequuntur,
or to what end and purpose? But to leave all these fantastical raptures,
I'll prosecute my intended theme. Nakedness, as I have said, is an odious
thing of itself, remedium amoris; yet it may be so used, in part, and at
set times, that there can be no such enticement as it is;
[4992]Nec mihi cincta Diana placet, nec nuda Cythere,
Illa voluptatis nil habet, haec nimium.
David so espied Bathsheba, the elders Susanna: [4993]Apelles was enamoured
with Campaspe, when he was to paint her naked. Tiberius in Suet. cap. 42.
supped with Sestius Gallus an old lecher, libidinoso sene, ea lege ut nudae
puellae administrarent; some say as much of Nero, and Pontus Huter of
Carolus Pugnax. Amongst the Babylonians, it was the custom of some
lascivious queans to dance frisking in that fashion, saith Curtius lib.
5. and Sardus de mor. gent. lib. 1. writes of others to that effect.
The [4994]Tuscans at some set banquets had naked women to attend upon
them, which Leonicus de Varia hist. lib. 3. cap. 96. confirms of such
other bawdy nations. Nero would have filthy pictures still hanging in his
chamber, which is too commonly used in our times, and Heliogabalus, etiam
coram agentes, ut ad venerem incitarent: So things may be abused. A
servant maid in Aristaenetus spied her master and mistress through the
key-hole [4995]merrily disposed; upon the sight she fell in love with her
master. [4996]Antoninus Caracalla observed his mother-in-law with her
breasts amorously laid open, he was so much moved, that he said, Ah si
liceret, O that I might; which she by chance overhearing, replied as
impudently, [4997]Quicquid libet licet, thou mayst do what thou wilt:
and upon that temptation he married her: this object was not in cause, not
the thing itself, but that unseemly, indecent carriage of it.
When you have all done, veniunt a veste sagittae the greatest provocations
of lust are from our apparel; God makes, they say, man shapes, and there is
no motive like unto it;
[4998]Which doth even beauty beautify,
And most bewitch a wretched eye,
a filthy knave, a deformed quean, a crooked carcass, a mawkin, a witch, a
rotten post, a hedgestake may be so set out and tricked up, that it shall
make as fair a show, as much enamour as the rest: many a silly fellow is so
taken. Primum luxuriae, aucupium, one calls it, the first snare of lust;
[4999]Bossus aucupium animarum, lethalem arundinem, a fatal reed, the
greatest bawd, forte lenocinium, sanguineis lachrymis deplorandum,
saith [5000]Matenesius, and with tears of blood to be deplored. Not that
comeliness of clothes is therefore to be condemned, and those usual
ornaments: there is a decency and decorum in this as well as in other
things, fit to be used, becoming several persons, and befitting their
estates; he is only fantastical that is not in fashion, and like an old
image in arras hangings, when a manner of attire is generally received; but
when they are so new-fangled, so unstaid, so prodigious in their attires,
beyond their means and fortunes, unbefitting their age, place, quality,
condition, what should we otherwise think of them? Why do they adorn
themselves with so many colours of herbs, fictitious flowers, curious
needleworks, quaint devices, sweet-smelling odours, with those inestimable
riches of precious stones, pearls, rubies, diamonds, emeralds, &c.? Why do
they crown themselves with gold and silver, use coronets and tires of
several fashions, deck themselves with pendants, bracelets, earrings,
chains, girdles, rings, pins, spangles, embroideries, shadows, rebatoes,
versicolour ribands? why do they make such glorious shows with their
scarves, feathers, fans, masks, furs, laces, tiffanies, ruffs, falls, calls,
cuffs, damasks, velvets, tinsels, cloth of gold, silver, tissue? with
colours of heavens, stars, planets: the strength of metals, stones, odours,
flowers, birds, beasts, fishes, and whatsoever Africa, Asia, America, sea,
land, art, and industry of man can afford? Why do they use and covet such
novelty of inventions; such new-fangled tires, and spend such inestimable
sums on them? To what end are those crisped, false hairs, painted faces,
as [5001]the satirist observes, such a composed gait, not a step awry?
Why are they like so many Sybarites, or Nero's Poppaea, Ahasuerus'
concubines, so costly, so long a dressing, as Caesar was marshalling his
army, or a hawk in pruning? [5002]Dum moliuntur, dum comuntur annus est:
a [5003]gardener takes not so much delight and pains in his garden, a
horseman to dress his horse, scour his armour, a mariner about his ship, a
merchant his shop and shop-book, as they do about their faces, and all
those other parts: such setting up with corks, straightening with
whalebones; why is it, but as a day-net catcheth larks, to make young men
stoop unto them? Philocharus, a gallant in Aristenaetus, advised his friend
Poliaenus to take heed of such enticements, [5004]for it was the sweet
sound and motion of his mistress's spangles and bracelets, the smell of her
ointments, that captivated him first, Illa fuit mentis prima ruina meae.
Quid sibi vult pixidum turba, saith [5005]Lucian, to what use are pins,
pots, glasses, ointments, irons, combs, bodkins, setting-sticks? why bestow
they all their patrimonies and husbands' yearly revenues on such
fooleries? [5006]bina patrimonia singulis auribus; why use they
dragons, wasps, snakes, for chains, enamelled jewels on their necks, ears?
dignum potius foret ferro manus istas religari, atque utinam monilia vere
dracones essent; they had more need some of them be tied in bedlam with
iron chains, have a whip for a fan, and hair-cloths next to their skins,
and instead of wrought smocks, have their cheeks stigmatised with a hot
iron: I say, some of our Jezebels, instead of painting, if they were well
served. But why is all this labour, all this cost, preparation, riding,
running, far-fetched, and dear bought stuff? [5007]Because forsooth they
would be fair and fine, and where nature, is defective, supply it by art.
[5008]Sanguine quae vero non rubet, arte rubet, (Ovid); and to that
purpose they anoint and paint their faces, to make Helen of
Hecuba—parvamque exortamque puellam—Europen.[5009]To this intent they
crush in their feet and bodies, hurt and crucify themselves, sometimes in
lax-clothes, a hundred yards I think in a gown, a sleeve; and sometimes
again so close, ut nudos exprimant artus. [5010]Now long tails and
trains, and then short, up, down, high, low, thick, thin, &c.; now little
or no bands, then as big as cart wheels; now loose bodies, then great
farthingales and close girt, &c. Why is all this, but with the whore in the
Proverbs, to intoxicate some or other? oculorum decipulam,[5011]one
therefore calls it, et indicem libidinis, the trap of lust, and sure
token, as an ivy-bush is to a tavern.
Quod pulchros Glycere sumas de pixide vultus,
Quod tibi compositae nec sine lege comae:
Quod niteat digitis adamas, Beryllus in aure,
Non sum divinus, sed scio quid cupias.
O Glycere, in that you paint so much,
Your hair is so bedeckt in order such.
With rings on fingers, bracelets in your ear,
Although no prophet, tell I can, I fear.
To be admired, to be gazed on, to circumvent some novice; as many times
they do, that instead of a lady he loves a cap and a feather instead of a
maid that should have verum colorem, corpus solidum et succi plenum (as
Chaerea describes his mistress in the [5012]poet), a painted face, a
ruff-band, fair and fine linen, a coronet, a flower, ([5013]Naturaeque
putat quod fuit artificis,) a wrought waistcoat he dotes on, or a pied
petticoat, a pure dye instead of a proper woman. For generally, as with
rich-furred conies, their cases are far better than their bodies, and like
the bark of a cinnamon, tree, which is dearer than the whole bulk, their
outward accoutrements are far more precious than their inward endowments.
'Tis too commonly so.
[5014]Auferimur cultu, et gemmis, auroque teguntur
Omnia; pars minima est ipsa puella sui.
With gold and jewels all is covered,
And with a strange tire we are won,
(Whilst she's the least part of herself)
And with such baubles quite undone.
Why do they keep in so long together, a whole winter sometimes, and will
not be seen but by torch or candlelight, and come abroad with all the
preparation may be, when they have no business, but only to show
themselves? Spectatum veniunt, veniunt spectentur ut ipsae.
[5015]For what is beauty if it be not seen,
Or what is't to be seen if not admir'd,
And though admir'd, unless in love desir'd?
why do they go with such counterfeit gait, which [5016]Philo Judeus
reprehends them for, and use (I say it again) such gestures, apish,
ridiculous, indecent attires, sybaritical tricks, fucos genis, purpurissam
venis, cerussam fronti, leges occulis, &c. use those sweet perfumes,
powders and ointments in public; flock to hear sermons so frequent, is it
for devotion? or rather, as [5017]Basil tells them, to meet their
sweethearts, and see fashions; for, as he saith, commonly they come so
provided to that place, with such curious compliments, with such gestures
and tires, as if they should go to a dancing-school, a stage-play, or
bawdy-house, fitter than a church.
When such a she-priest comes her mass to say,
Twenty to one they all forget to pray.
They make those holy temples, consecrated to godly martyrs and religious
uses, the shops of impudence, dens of whores and thieves, and little better
than brothel houses. When we shall see these things daily done, their
husbands bankrupts, if not cornutos, their wives light housewives,
daughters dishonest; and hear of such dissolute acts, as daily we do, how
should we think otherwise? what is their end, but to deceive and inveigle
young men? As tow takes fire, such enticing objects produce their effect,
how can it be altered? When Venus stood before Anchises (as [5018]Homer
feigns in one of his hymns) in her costly robes, he was instantly taken,
Cum ante ipsum staret Jovis filia, videns eam
Anchises, admirabatur formam, et stupendas vestes;
Erat enim induta peplo, igneis radiis spiendidiore;
Habebat quoque torques fulgidos, flexiles haelices,
Tenerum collum ambiebant monilia pulchra,
When Venus stood before Anchises first,
He was amaz'd to see her in her tires;
For she had on a hood as red as fire,
And glittering chains, and ivy-twisted spires,
About her tender neck were costly brooches,
And necklaces of gold, enamell'd ouches.
So when Medea came in presence of Jason first, attended by her nymphs and
ladies, as she is described by [5019]Apollonius,
Cunctas vero ignis instar sequebatur splendor,
Tantum ab aureis fimbriis resplendebat jubar,
Accenditque in oculis dulce desiderium.
A lustre followed them like flaming fire,
And from their golden borders came such beams,
Which in his eyes provok'd a sweet desire.
Such a relation we have in [5020]Plutarch, when the queens came and
offered themselves to Antony, [5021]with diverse presents, and enticing
ornaments, Asiatic allurements, with such wonderful joy and festivity, they
did so inveigle the Romans, that no man could contain himself, all was
turned to delight and pleasure. The women transformed themselves to Bacchus
shapes, the men-children to Satyrs and Pans; but Antony himself was quite
besotted with Cleopatra's sweet speeches, philters, beauty, pleasing tires:
for when she sailed along the river Cydnus, with such incredible pomp in a
gilded ship, herself dressed like Venus, her maids like the Graces, her
pages like so many Cupids, Antony was amazed, and rapt beyond himself.
Heliodorus, lib. 1. brings in Dameneta, stepmother to Cnemon, whom she
[5022]saw in his scarves, rings, robes, and coronet, quite mad for the love
of him. It was Judith's pantofles that ravished the eyes of Holofernes.
And [5023]Cardan is not ashamed to confess, that seeing his wife the first
time all in white, he did admire and instantly love her. If these outward
ornaments were not of such force, why doth [5024]Naomi give Ruth counsel
how to please Boaz? and [5025]Judith, seeking to captivate Holofernes,
washed and anointed herself with sweet ointments, dressed her hair, and put
on costly attires. The riot in this kind hath been excessive in times past;
no man almost came abroad, but curled and anointed,
[5026]Et matutino suadans Crispinus amomo.
Quantum vix redolent duo funera.
one spent as much as two funerals at once, and with perfumed hairs,
[5027]et rosa canos odorati capillos Assyriaque nardo. What strange
thing doth [5028]Sueton. relate in this matter of Caligula's riot? And
Pliny, lib. 12. & 13. Read more in Dioscorides, Ulmus, Arnoldus,
Randoletius de fuco et decoratione; for it is now an art, as it was of
old, (so [5029]Seneca records) officinae, sunt adores coquentium. Women
are bad and men worse, no difference at all between their and our times;
[5030]good manners (as Seneca complains) are extinct with wantonness, in
tricking up themselves men go beyond women, they wear harlots' colours, and
do not walk, but jet and dance, hic mulier, haec vir, more like players,
butterflies, baboons, apes, antics, than men. So ridiculous, moreover, we
are in our attires, and for cost so excessive, that as Hierome said of old,
Uno filio villarum insunt pretia, uno lino decies sestertium inseritur;
'tis an ordinary thing to put a thousand oaks and a hundred oxen into a
suit of apparel, to wear a whole manor on his back. What with shoe-ties,
hangers, points, caps and feathers, scarves, bands, curls, &c., in a short
space their whole patrimonies are consumed. Heliogabalus is taxed by
Lampridius, and admired in his age for wearing jewels in his shoes, a
common thing in our times, not for emperors and princes, but almost for
serving men and tailors; all the flowers, stars, constellations, gold and
precious stones do condescend to set out their shoes. To repress the luxury
of those Roman matrons, there was [5031]Lex Valeria and Oppia, and a Cato
to contradict; but no laws will serve to repress the pride and insolency of
our days, the prodigious riot in this kind. Lucullus's wardrobe is put down
by our ordinary citizens; and a cobbler's wife in Venice, a courtesan in
Florence, is no whit inferior to a queen, if our geographers say true: and
why is all this? Why do they glory in their jewels (as [5032]he saith) or
exult and triumph in the beauty of clothes? why is all this cost? to incite
men the sooner to burning lust. They pretend decency and ornament; but let
them take heed, that while they set out their bodies they do not damn their
souls; 'tis [5033]Bernard's counsel: shine in jewels, stink in
conditions; have purple robes, and a torn conscience. Let them take heed
of Isaiah's prophecy, that their slippers and attires be not taken from
them, sweet balls, bracelets, earrings, veils, wimples, crisping-pins,
glasses, fine linen, hoods, lawns, and sweet savours, they become not bald,
burned, and stink upon a sudden. And let maids beware, as [5034]Cyprian
adviseth, that while they wander too loosely abroad, they lose not their
virginities: and like Egyptian temples, seem fair without, but prove
rotten carcases within. How much better were it for them to follow that
good counsel of Tertullian? [5035]To have their eyes painted with
chastity, the Word of God inserted into their ears, Christ's yoke tied to
the hair, to subject themselves to their husbands. If they would do so,
they should be comely enough, clothe themselves with the silk of sanctity,
damask of devotion, purple of piety and chastity, and so painted, they
shall have God himself to be a suitor: let whores and queans prank up
themselves, [5036]let them paint their faces with minion and ceruse, they
are but fuels of lust, and signs of a corrupt soul: if ye be good, honest,
virtuous, and religious matrons, let sobriety, modesty and chastity be your
honour, and God himself your love and desire. Mulier recte olet, ubi
nihil olet, then a woman smells best, when she hath no perfume at all; no
crown, chain, or jewel (Guivarra adds) is such an ornament to a virgin, or
virtuous woman, quam vir
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