MEMB. IV.
Exercise rectified of Body and Mind.
To that great inconvenience, which comes on the one side by immoderate and
unseasonable exercise, too much solitariness and idleness on the other,
must be opposed as an antidote, a moderate and seasonable use of it, and
that both of body and mind, as a most material circumstance, much conducing
to this cure, and to the general preservation of our health. The heavens
themselves run continually round, the sun riseth and sets, the moon
increaseth and decreaseth, stars and planets keep their constant motions,
the air is still tossed by the winds, the waters ebb and flow to their
conservation no doubt, to teach us that we should ever be in action. For
which cause Hieron prescribes Rusticus the monk, that he be always occupied
about some business or other, [3209]that the devil do not find him idle.
[3210]Seneca would have a man do something, though it be to no purpose.
[3211]Xenophon wisheth one rather to play at tables, dice, or make a
jester of himself (though he might be far better employed) than do nothing.
The [3212]Egyptians of old, and many flourishing commonwealths since, have
enjoined labour and exercise to all sorts of men, to be of some vocation
and calling, and give an account of their time, to prevent those grievous
mischiefs that come by idleness: for as fodder, whip, and burthen belong
to the ass: so meat, correction, and work unto the servant, Ecclus.
xxxiii. 23. The Turks enjoin all men whatsoever, of what degree, to be of
some trade or other, the Grand Signior himself is not excused. [3213]In
our memory (saith Sabellicus) Mahomet the Turk, he that conquered Greece,
at that very time when he heard ambassadors of other princes, did either
carve or cut wooden spoons, or frame something upon a table. [3214]This
present sultan makes notches for bows. The Jews are most severe in this
examination of time. All well-governed places, towns, families, and every
discreet person will be a law unto himself. But amongst us the badge of
gentry is idleness: to be of no calling, not to labour, for that's
derogatory to their birth, to be a mere spectator, a drone, fruges
consumere natus, to have no necessary employment to busy himself about in
church and commonwealth (some few governors exempted), but to rise to
eat, &c., to spend his days in hawking, hunting, &c., and such like
disports and recreations ([3215]which our casuists tax), are the sole
exercise almost, and ordinary actions of our nobility, and in which they
are too immoderate. And thence it comes to pass, that in city and country
so many grievances of body and mind, and this feral disease of melancholy
so frequently rageth, and now domineers almost all over Europe amongst our
great ones. They know not how to spend their time (disports excepted, which
are all their business), what to do, or otherwise how to bestow themselves:
like our modern Frenchmen, that had rather lose a pound of blood in a
single combat, than a drop of sweat in any honest labour. Every man almost
hath something or other to employ himself about, some vocation, some trade,
but they do all by ministers and servants, ad otia duntaxat se natos
existimant, imo ad sui ipsius plerumque et aliorum perniciem, [3216]as
one freely taxeth such kind of men, they are all for pastimes, 'tis all
their study, all their invention tends to this alone, to drive away time,
as if they were born some of them to no other ends. Therefore to correct
and avoid these errors and inconveniences, our divines, physicians, and
politicians, so much labour, and so seriously exhort; and for this disease
in particular, [3217]there can be no better cure than continual
business, as Rhasis holds, to have some employment or other, which may
set their mind awork, and distract their cogitations. Riches may not easily
be had without labour and industry, nor learning without study, neither can
our health be preserved without bodily exercise. If it be of the body,
Guianerius allows that exercise which is gentle, [3218]and still after
those ordinary frications which must be used every morning. Montaltus,
cap. 26. and Jason Pratensis use almost the same words, highly commending
exercise if it be moderate; a wonderful help so used, Crato calls it,
and a great means to preserve our health, as adding strength to the whole
body, increasing natural heat, by means of which the nutriment is well
concocted in the stomach, liver, and veins, few or no crudities left, is
happily distributed over all the body. Besides, it expels excrements by
sweat and other insensible vapours; insomuch, that [3219]Galen prefers
exercise before all physic, rectification of diet, or any regimen in what
kind soever; 'tis nature's physician. [3220]Fulgentius, out of Gordonius
de conserv. vit. hom. lib. 1. cap. 7. terms exercise, a spur of a
dull, sleepy nature, the comforter of the members, cure of infirmity, death
of diseases, destruction of all mischiefs and vices. The fittest time for
exercise is a little before dinner, a little before supper, [3221]or at
any time when the body is empty. Montanus, consil. 31. prescribes it
every morning to his patient, and that, as [3222]Calenus adds, after he
hath done his ordinary needs, rubbed his body, washed his hands and face,
combed his head and gargarised. What kind of exercise he should use, Galen
tells us, lib. 2. et 3. de sanit. tuend. and in what measure, [3223]
till the body be ready to sweat, and roused up; ad ruborem, some say,
non ad sudorem, lest it should dry the body too much; others enjoin those
wholesome businesses, as to dig so long in his garden, to hold the plough,
and the like. Some prescribe frequent and violent labour and exercises, as
sawing every day so long together (epid. 6. Hippocrates confounds them),
but that is in some cases, to some peculiar men; [3224]the most forbid,
and by no means will have it go farther than a beginning sweat, as being
[3225]perilous if it exceed.
Of these labours, exercises, and recreations, which are likewise included,
some properly belong to the body, some to the mind, some more easy, some
hard, some with delight, some without, some within doors, some natural,
some are artificial. Amongst bodily exercises, Galen commends ludum parvae
pilae, to play at ball, be it with the hand or racket, in tennis-courts or
otherwise, it exerciseth each part of the body, and doth much good, so that
they sweat not too much. It was in great request of old amongst the Greeks,
Romans, Barbarians, mentioned by Homer, Herodotus, and Plinius. Some write,
that Aganella, a fair maid of Corcyra, was the inventor of it, for she
presented the first ball that ever was made to Nausica, the daughter of
King Alcinous, and taught her how to use it.
The ordinary sports which are used abroad are hawking, hunting, hilares
venandi labores, [3226]one calls them, because they recreate body and
mind, [3227]another, the [3228]best exercise that is, by which alone
many have been [3229]freed from all feral diseases. Hegesippus, lib. 1.
cap. 37. relates of Herod, that he was eased of a grievous melancholy by
that means. Plato, 7. de leg. highly magnifies it, dividing it into three
parts, by land, water, air. Xenophon, in Cyropaed. graces it with a
great name, Deorum munus, the gift of the gods, a princely sport, which
they have ever used, saith Langius, epist. 59. lib. 2. as well for
health as pleasure, and do at this day, it being the sole almost and
ordinary sport of our noblemen in Europe, and elsewhere all over the world.
Bohemus, de mor. gent. lib. 3. cap. 12. styles it therefore, studium
nobilium, communiter venantur, quod sibi solis licere contendunt, 'tis all
their study, their exercise, ordinary business, all their talk: and indeed
some dote too much after it, they can do nothing else, discourse of naught
else. Paulus Jovius, descr. Brit. doth in some sort tax our [3230]
English nobility for it, for living in the country so much, and too
frequent use of it, as if they had no other means but hawking and hunting
to approve themselves gentlemen with.
Hawking comes near to hunting, the one in the air, as the other on the
earth, a sport as much affected as the other, by some preferred. [3231]It
was never heard of amongst the Romans, invented some twelve hundred years
since, and first mentioned by Firmicus, lib. 5. cap. 8. The Greek
emperors began it, and now nothing so frequent: he is nobody that in the
season hath not a hawk on his fist. A great art, and many [3232]books
written of it. It is a wonder to hear [3233]what is related of the Turks'
officers in this behalf, how many thousand men are employed about it, how
many hawks of all sorts, how much revenues consumed on that only disport,
how much time is spent at Adrianople alone every year to that purpose. The
[3234]Persian kings hawk after butterflies with sparrows made to that use,
and stares: lesser hawks for lesser games they have, and bigger for the
rest, that they may produce their sport to all seasons. The Muscovian
emperors reclaim eagles to fly at hinds, foxes, &c., and such a one was
sent for a present to [3235]Queen Elizabeth: some reclaim ravens,
castrils, pies, &c., and man them for their pleasures.
Fowling is more troublesome, but all out as delightsome to some sorts of
men, be it with guns, lime, nets, glades, gins, strings, baits, pitfalls,
pipes, calls, stalking-horses, setting-dogs, decoy-ducks, &c., or
otherwise. Some much delight to take larks with day-nets, small birds with
chaff-nets, plovers, partridge, herons, snipe, &c. Henry the Third, king of
Castile (as Mariana the Jesuit reports of him, lib. 3. cap. 7.) was
much affected [3236]with catching of quails, and many gentlemen take a
singular pleasure at morning and evening to go abroad with their
quail-pipes, and will take any pains to satisfy their delight in that kind.
The [3237]Italians have gardens fitted to such use, with nets, bushes,
glades, sparing no cost or industry, and are very much affected with the
sport. Tycho Brahe, that great astronomer, in the chorography of his Isle
of Huena, and Castle of Uraniburge, puts down his nets, and manner of
catching small birds, as an ornament and a recreation, wherein he himself
was sometimes employed.
Fishing is a kind of hunting by water, be it with nets, weels, baits,
angling, or otherwise, and yields all out as much pleasure to some men as
dogs or hawks; [3238]When they draw their fish upon the bank, saith Nic.
Henselius Silesiographiae, cap. 3. speaking of that extraordinary delight
his countrymen took in fishing, and in making of pools. James Dubravius,
that Moravian, in his book de pisc. telleth, how travelling by the
highway side in Silesia, he found a nobleman, [3239]booted up to the
groins, wading himself, pulling the nets, and labouring as much as any
fisherman of them all: and when some belike objected to him the baseness of
his office, he excused himself, [3240]that if other men might hunt hares,
why should not he hunt carps? Many gentlemen in like sort with us will
wade up to the arm-holes upon such occasions, and voluntarily undertake
that to satisfy their pleasures, which a poor man for a good stipend would
scarce be hired to undergo. Plutarch, in his book de soler. animal.
speaks against all fishing, [3241]as a filthy, base, illiberal
employment, having neither wit nor perspicacity in it, nor worth the
labour. But he that shall consider the variety of baits for all seasons,
and pretty devices which our anglers have invented, peculiar lines, false
flies, several sleights, &c. will say, that it deserves like commendation,
requires as much study and perspicacity as the rest, and is to be preferred
before many of them. Because hawking and hunting are very laborious, much
riding, and many dangers accompany them; but this is still and quiet: and
if so be the angler catch no fish, yet he hath a wholesome walk to the
brookside, pleasant shade by the sweet silver streams; he hath good air,
and sweet smells of fine fresh meadow flowers, he hears the melodious
harmony of birds, he sees the swans, herons, ducks, water-horns, coots,
&c., and many other fowl, with their brood, which he thinketh better than
the noise of hounds, or blast of horns, and all the sport that they can
make.
Many other sports and recreations there be, much in use, as ringing,
bowling, shooting, which Ascam recommends in a just volume, and hath in
former times been enjoined by statute, as a defensive exercise, and an
[3242]honour to our land, as well may witness our victories in France.
Keelpins, tronks, quoits, pitching bars, hurling, wrestling, leaping,
running, fencing, mustering, swimming, wasters, foils, football, balloon,
quintain, &c., and many such, which are the common recreations of the
country folks. Riding of great horses, running at rings, tilts and
tournaments, horse races, wild-goose chases, which are the disports of
greater men, and good in themselves, though many gentlemen by that means
gallop quite out of their fortunes.
But the most pleasant of all outward pastimes is that of [3243]Areteus,
deambulatio per amoena loca, to make a petty progress, a merry journey
now and then with some good companions, to visit friends, see cities,
castles, towns,
[3244]Visere saepe amnes nitidos, per amaenaque Tempe,
Et placidas summis sectari in montibus auras.
To see the pleasant fields, the crystal fountains,
And take the gentle air amongst the mountains.
[3245]To walk amongst orchards, gardens, bowers, mounts, and arbours,
artificial wildernesses, green thickets, arches, groves, lawns, rivulets,
fountains, and such like pleasant places, like that Antiochian Daphne,
brooks, pools, fishponds, between wood and water, in a fair meadow, by a
river side, [3246]ubi variae, avium cantationes, florum colores, pratorum
frutices, &c. to disport in some pleasant plain, park, run up a steep hill
sometimes, or sit in a shady seat, must needs be a delectable recreation.
Hortus principis et domus ad delectationem facia, cum sylva, monte et
piscina, vulgo la montagna: the prince's garden at Ferrara [3247]Schottus
highly magnifies, with the groves, mountains, ponds, for a delectable
prospect, he was much affected with it: a Persian paradise, or pleasant
park, could not be more delectable in his sight. St. Bernard, in the
description of his monastery, is almost ravished with the pleasures of it.
A sick [3248]man (saith he) sits upon a green bank, and when the dog-star
parcheth the plains, and dries up rivers, he lies in a shady bower,
Fronde sub arborea ferventia temperat astra, and feeds his eyes with
variety of objects, herbs, trees, to comfort his misery, he receives many
delightsome smells, and fills his ears with that sweet and various harmony
of birds: good God (saith he), what a company of pleasures hast thou made
for man! He that should be admitted on a sudden to the sight of such a
palace as that of Escurial in Spain, or to that which the Moors built at
Granada, Fontainebleau in France, the Turk's gardens in his seraglio,
wherein all manner of birds and beasts are kept for pleasure; wolves,
bears, lynxes, tigers, lions, elephants, &c., or upon the banks of that
Thracian Bosphorus: the pope's Belvedere in Rome, [3249]as pleasing as
those horti pensiles in Babylon, or that Indian king's delightsome garden
in [3250]Aelian; or [3251]those famous gardens of the Lord Cantelow in
France, could, not choose, though he were never so ill paid, but be much
recreated for the time; or many of our noblemen's gardens at home. To take
a boat in a pleasant evening, and with music [3252]to row upon the waters,
which Plutarch so much applauds, Elian admires, upon the river Pineus: in
those Thessalian fields, beset with green bays, where birds so sweetly sing
that passengers, enchanted as it were with their heavenly music, omnium
laborum et curarum obliviscantur, forget forthwith all labours, care, and
grief: or in a gondola through the Grand Canal in Venice, to see those
goodly palaces, must needs refresh and give content to a melancholy dull
spirit. Or to see the inner rooms of a fair-built and sumptuous edifice, as
that of the Persian kings, so much renowned by Diodorus and Curtius, in
which all was almost beaten gold, [3253]chairs, stools, thrones,
tabernacles, and pillars of gold, plane trees, and vines of gold, grapes of
precious stones, all the other ornaments of pure gold,
[3254]Fulget gemma floris, et jaspide fulva supellex,
With sweet odours and perfumes, generous wines, opiparous fare, &c.,
besides the gallantest young men, the fairest [3255]virgins, puellae
scitulae ministrantes, the rarest beauties the world could afford, and
those set out with costly and curious attires, ad stuporem usque
spectantium, with exquisite music, as in [3256]Trimaltion's house, in
every chamber sweet voices ever sounding day and night, incomparabilis
luxus, all delights and pleasures in each kind which to please the senses
could possibly be devised or had, convives coronati, delitiis ebrii, &c.
Telemachus, in Homer, is brought in as one ravished almost at the sight of
that magnificent palace, and rich furniture of Menelaus, when he beheld
[3257]Aeris fulgorem et resonantia tecta corusco
Auro, atque electro nitido, sectoque elephanto,
Argentoque simul. Talis Jovis ardua sedes,
Aulaque coelicolum stellans splendescit Olympo.
Such glittering of gold and brightest brass to shine,
Clear amber, silver pure, and ivory so fine:
Jupiter's lofty palace, where the gods do dwell,
Was even such a one, and did it not excel.
It will laxare animos, refresh the soul of man to see fair-built cities,
streets, theatres, temples, obelisks, &c. The temple of Jerusalem was so
fairly built of white marble, with so many pyramids covered with gold;
tectumque templi fulvo coruscans auro, nimio suo fulgore obcaecabat oculos
itinerantium, was so glorious, and so glistened afar off, that the
spectators might not well abide the sight of it. But the inner parts were
all so curiously set out with cedar, gold, jewels, &c., as he said of
Cleopatra's palace in Egypt,—[3258]Crassumque trabes absconderat aurum,
that the beholders were amazed. What so pleasant as to see some pageant or
sight go by, as at coronations, weddings, and such like solemnities, to see
an ambassador or a prince met, received, entertained with masks, shows,
fireworks, &c. To see two kings fight in single combat, as Porus and
Alexander; Canute and Edmund Ironside; Scanderbeg and Ferat Bassa the Turk;
when not honour alone but life itself is at stake, as the [3259]poet of
Hector,
———nec enim pro tergore Tauri,
Pro bove nec certamen erat, quae praemia cursus
Esse solent, sed pro magni viraque animaque—Hectoris.
To behold a battle fought, like that of Crecy, or Agincourt, or Poitiers,
qua nescio (saith Froissart) an vetustas ullam proferre possit
clariorem. To see one of Caesar's triumphs in old Rome revived, or the
like. To be present at an interview, [3260]as that famous of Henry the
Eighth and Francis the First, so much renowned all over Europe; ubi tanto
apparatu (saith Hubertus Veillius) tamque triumphali pompa ambo reges com
eorum conjugibus coiere, ut nulla unquam aetas tam celebria festa viderit
aut audieriti, no age ever saw the like. So infinitely pleasant are such
shows, to the sight of which oftentimes they will come hundreds of miles,
give any money for a place, and remember many years after with singular
delight. Bodine, when he was ambassador in England, said he saw the
noblemen go in their robes to the parliament house, summa cum jucunditate
vidimus, he was much affected with the sight of it. Pomponius Columna,
saith Jovius in his life, saw thirteen Frenchmen, and so many Italians,
once fight for a whole army: Quod jucundissimum spectaculum in vita dicit
sua, the pleasantest sight that ever he saw in his life. Who would not
have been affected with such a spectacle? Or that single combat of [3261]
Breaute the Frenchman, and Anthony Schets a Dutchman, before the walls of
Sylvaducis in Brabant, anno 1600. They were twenty-two horse on the one
side, as many on the other, which like Livy's Horatii, Torquati and Corvini
fought for their own glory and country's honour, in the sight and view of
their whole city and army. [3262]When Julius Caesar warred about the banks
of Rhone, there came a barbarian prince to see him and the Roman army, and
when he had beheld Caesar a good while, [3263]I see the gods now (saith
he) which before I heard of, nec feliciorem ullam vitae meae aut optavi,
aut sensi diem: it was the happiest day that ever he had in his life. Such
a sight alone were able of itself to drive away melancholy; if not for
ever, yet it must needs expel it for a time. Radzivilus was much taken with
the pasha's palace in Cairo, and amongst many other objects which that
place afforded, with that solemnity of cutting the banks of the Nile by
Imbram Pasha, when it overflowed, besides two or three hundred gilded
galleys on the water, he saw two millions of men gathered together on the
land, with turbans as white as snow; and 'twas a goodly sight. The very
reading of feasts, triumphs, interviews, nuptials, tilts, tournaments,
combats, and monomachies, is most acceptable and pleasant. [3264]
Franciscus Modius hath made a large collection of such solemnities in two
great tomes, which whoso will may peruse. The inspection alone of those
curious iconographies of temples and palaces, as that of the Lateran church
in Albertus Durer, that of the temple of Jerusalem in [3265]Josephus,
Adricomius, and Villalpandus: that of the Escurial in Guadas, of Diana at
Ephesus in Pliny, Nero's golden palace in Rome, [3266]Justinian's in
Constantinople, that Peruvian Jugo's in [3267]Cusco, ut non ab hominibus,
sed a daemoniis constructum videatur; St. Mark's in Venice, by Ignatius,
with many such; priscorum artificum opera (saith that [3268]interpreter
of Pausanias), the rare workmanship of those ancient Greeks, in theatres,
obelisks, temples, statues, gold, silver, ivory, marble images, non minore
ferme quum leguntur, quam quum cernuntur, animum delectatione complent,
affect one as much by reading almost as by sight.
The country hath his recreations, the city his several gymnics and
exercises, May games, feasts, wakes, and merry meetings, to solace
themselves; the very being in the country; that life itself is a sufficient
recreation to some men, to enjoy such pleasures, as those old patriarchs
did. Diocletian, the emperor, was so much affected with it, that he gave
over his sceptre, and turned gardener. Constantine wrote twenty books of
husbandry. Lysander, when ambassadors came to see him, bragged of nothing
more than of his orchard, hi sunt ordines mei. What shall I say of
Cincinnatus, Cato, Tully, and many such? how they have been pleased with
it, to prune, plant, inoculate and graft, to show so many several kinds of
pears, apples, plums, peaches, &c.
[3269]Nunc captare feras laqueo, nunc fallere visco,
Atque etiam magnos canibus circundare saltus
Insidias avibus moliri, incendere vepres.
Sometimes with traps deceive, with line and string
To catch wild birds and beasts, encompassing
The grove with dogs, and out of bushes firing.
———et nidos aviumscrutari, &c.
Jucundus, in his preface to Cato, Varro, Columella, &c., put out by him,
confesseth of himself, that he was mightily delighted with these husbandry
studies, and took extraordinary pleasure in them: if the theory or
speculation can so much affect, what shall the place and exercise itself,
the practical part do? The same confession I find in Herbastein, Porta,
Camerarius, and many others, which have written of that subject. If my
testimony were aught worth, I could say as much of myself; I am vere
Saturnus; no man ever took more delight in springs, woods, groves,
gardens, walks, fishponds, rivers, &c. But
[3270]Tantalus a labris sitiens fugientia captat
And so do I; Velle licet, potiri non licet.[3271]
Every palace, every city almost hath its peculiar walks, cloisters,
terraces, groves, theatres, pageants, games, and several recreations; every
country, some professed gymnics to exhilarate their minds, and exercise
their bodies. The [3272]Greeks had their Olympian, Pythian, Isthmian,
Nemean games, in honour of Neptune, Jupiter, Apollo; Athens hers: some for
honour, garlands, crowns; for [3273]beauty, dancing, running, leaping,
like our silver games. The [3274]Romans had their feasts, as the
Athenians, and Lacedaemonians held their public banquets, in Pritanaeo,
Panathenaeis, Thesperiis, Phiditiis, plays, naumachies, places for
sea-fights, [3275]theatres, amphitheatres able to contain 70,000 men,
wherein they had several delightsome shows to exhilarate the people; [3276]
gladiators, combats of men with themselves, with wild beasts, and wild
beasts one with another, like our bull-baitings, or bear-baitings (in which
many countrymen and citizens amongst us so much delight and so frequently
use), dancers on ropes. Jugglers, wrestlers, comedies, tragedies, publicly
exhibited at the emperor's and city's charge, and that with incredible cost
and magnificence. In the Low-Countries (as [3277]Meteran relates) before
these wars, they had many solemn feasts, plays, challenges, artillery
gardens, colleges of rhymers, rhetoricians, poets: and to this day, such
places are curiously maintained in Amsterdam, as appears by that
description of Isaacus Pontanus, rerum Amstelrod. lib. 2. cap. 25. So
likewise not long since at Friburg in Germany, as is evident by that
relation of [3278]Neander, they had Ludos septennales, solemn plays
every seven years, which Bocerus, one of their own poets, hath elegantly
described:
[3279]At nunc magnifico spectacula structa paratu
Quid memorem, veteri non concessura Quirino,
In Italy they have solemn declamations of certain select young gentlemen in
Florence (like those reciters in old Rome), and public theatres in most of
their cities, for stage-players and others, to exercise and recreate
themselves. All seasons almost, all places, have their several pastimes;
some in summer, some in winter; some abroad, some within: some of the body,
some of the mind: and diverse men have diverse recreations and exercises.
Domitian, the emperor, was much delighted with catching flies; Augustus to
play with nuts amongst children; [3280]Alexander Severus was often pleased
to play with whelps and young pigs. [3281]Adrian was so wholly enamoured
with dogs and horses, that he bestowed monuments and tombs of them, and
buried them in graves. In foul weather, or when they can use no other
convenient sports, by reason of the time, as we do cock-fighting, to avoid
idleness, I think, (though some be more seriously taken with it, spend much
time, cost and charges, and are too solicitous about it) [3282]Severus
used partridges and quails, as many Frenchmen do still, and to keep birds
in cages, with which he was much pleased, when at any time he had leisure
from public cares and businesses. He had (saith Lampridius) tame pheasants,
ducks, partridges, peacocks, and some 20,000 ring-doves and pigeons.
Busbequius, the emperor's orator, when he lay in Constantinople, and could
not stir much abroad, kept for his recreation, busying himself to see them
fed, almost all manner of strange birds and beasts; this was something,
though not to exercise his body, yet to refresh his mind. Conradus Gesner,
at Zurich in Switzerland, kept so likewise for his pleasure, a great
company of wild beasts; and (as he saith) took great delight to see them
eat their meat. Turkey gentlewomen, that are perpetual prisoners, still
mewed up according to the custom of the place, have little else beside
their household business, or to play with their children to drive away
time, but to dally with their cats, which they have in delitiis, as many
of our ladies and gentlewomen use monkeys and little dogs. The ordinary
recreations which we have in winter, and in most solitary times busy our
minds with, are cards, tables and dice, shovelboard, chess-play, the
philosopher's game, small trunks, shuttlecock, billiards, music, masks,
singing, dancing, Yule-games, frolics, jests, riddles, catches, purposes,
questions and commands, [3283]merry tales of errant knights, queens,
lovers, lords, ladies, giants, dwarfs, thieves, cheaters, witches, fairies,
goblins, friars, &c., such as the old woman told Psyche in [3284]Apuleius,
Boccace novels, and the rest, quarum auditione pueri delectantur, senes
narratione, which some delight to hear, some to tell; all are well pleased
with. Amaranthus, the philosopher, met Hermocles, Diophantus and Philolaus,
his companions, one day busily discoursing about Epicurus and Democritus'
tenets, very solicitous which was most probable and came nearest to truth:
to put them out of that surly controversy, and to refresh their spirits, he
told them a pleasant tale of Stratocles the physician's wedding, and of all
the particulars, the company, the cheer, the music, &c., for he was new
come from it; with which relation they were so much delighted, that
Philolaus wished a blessing to his heart, and many a good wedding,[3285]
many such merry meetings might he be at, to please himself with the sight,
and others with the narration of it. News are generally welcome to all our
ears, avide audimus, aures enim hominum novitate laetantur ([3286]as Pliny
observes), we long after rumour to hear and listen to it, [3287]densum
humeris bibit aure vulgus. We are most part too inquisitive and apt to
hearken after news, which Caesar, in his [3288]Commentaries, observes of
the old Gauls, they would be inquiring of every carrier and passenger what
they had heard or seen, what news abroad?
———quid toto fiat in orbe,
Quid Seres, quid Thraces agant, secreta novercae,
as at an ordinary with us, bakehouse or barber's shop. When that great
Gonsalva was upon some displeasure confined by King Ferdinand to the city
of Loxa in Andalusia, the only, comfort (saith [3289]Jovius) he had to
ease his melancholy thoughts, was to hear news, and to listen after those
ordinary occurrences which were brought him cum primis, by letters or
otherwise out of the remotest parts of Europe. Some men's whole delight is,
to take tobacco, and drink all day long in a tavern or alehouse, to
discourse, sing, jest, roar, talk of a cock and bull over a pot, &c. Or
when three or four good companions meet, tell old stories by the fireside,
or in the sun, as old folks usually do, quae aprici meminere senes,
remembering afresh and with pleasure ancient matters, and such like
accidents, which happened in their younger years: others' best pastime is
to game, nothing to them so pleasant. [3290]Hic Veneri indulget, hunc
decoquit alea—many too nicely take exceptions at cards, [3291]tables,
and dice, and such mixed lusorious lots, whom Gataker well confutes. Which
though they be honest recreations in themselves, yet may justly be
otherwise excepted at, as they are often abused, and forbidden as things
most pernicious; insanam rem et damnosam, [3292]Lemnius calls it. For
most part in these kind of disports 'tis not art or skill, but subtlety,
cony-catching, knavery, chance and fortune carries all away: 'tis
ambulatoria pecunia,
Permutat dominos, et cedit in altera jura.
They labour most part not to pass their time in honest disport, but for
filthy lucre, and covetousness of money. In foedissimum lucrum et
avaritiam hominum convertitur, as Daneus observes. Fons fraudum et
maleficiorum, 'tis the fountain of cozenage and villainy. [3294]A thing
so common all over Europe at this day, and so generally abused, that many
men are utterly undone by it, their means spent, patrimonies consumed,
they and their posterity beggared; besides swearing, wrangling, drinking,
loss of time, and such inconveniences, which are ordinary concomitants:
[3295]for when once they have got a haunt of such companies, and habit of
gaming, they can hardly be drawn from it, but as an itch it will tickle
them, and as it is with whoremasters, once entered, they cannot easily
leave it off: Vexat mentes insania cupido, they are mad upon their
sport. And in conclusion (which Charles the Seventh, that good French king,
published in an edict against gamesters) unde piae et hilaris vitae,
suffugium sibi suisque liberis, totique familiae, &c. That which was once
their livelihood, should have maintained wife, children, family, is now
spent and gone; maeror et egestas, &c., sorrow and beggary succeeds. So
good things may be abused, and that which was first invented to [3296]
refresh men's weary spirits, when they come from other labours and studies
to exhilarate the mind, to entertain time and company, tedious otherwise in
those long solitary winter nights, and keep them from worse matters, an
honest exercise is contrarily perverted.
Chess-play is a good and witty exercise of the mind for some kind of men,
and fit for such melancholy, Rhasis holds, as are idle, and have
extravagant impertinent thoughts, or troubled with cares, nothing better to
distract their mind, and alter their meditations: invented (some say) by
the [3297]general of an army in a famine, to keep soldiers from mutiny:
but if it proceed from overmuch study, in such a case it may do more harm
than good; it is a game too troublesome for some men's brains, too full of
anxiety, all out as bad as study; besides it is a testy choleric game, and
very offensive to him that loseth the mate. [3298]William the Conqueror,
in his younger years, playing at chess with the Prince of France (Dauphine
was not annexed to that crown in those days) losing a mate, knocked the
chess-board about his pate, which was a cause afterward of much enmity
between them. For some such reason it is belike, that Patritius, in his 3.
book, tit. 12. de reg. instit. forbids his prince to play at chess;
hawking and hunting, riding, &c. he will allow; and this to other men, but
by no means to him. In Muscovy, where they live in stoves and hot houses
all winter long, come seldom or little abroad, it is again very necessary,
and therefore in those parts, (saith [3299]Herbastein) much used. At Fez
in Africa, where the like inconvenience of keeping within doors is through
heat, it is very laudable; and (as [3300]Leo Afer relates) as much
frequented. A sport fit for idle gentlewomen, soldiers in garrison, and
courtiers that have nought but love matters to busy themselves about, but
not altogether so convenient for such as are students. The like I may say
of Col. Bruxer's philosophy game, D. Fulke's Metromachia and his
Ouronomachia, with the rest of those intricate astrological and
geometrical fictions, for such especially as are mathematically given; and
the rest of those curious games.
Dancing, singing, masking, mumming, stage plays, howsoever they be heavily
censured by some severe Catos, yet if opportunely and soberly used, may
justly be approved. Melius est foedere, quam saltare, [3301]saith
Austin: but what is that if they delight in it? [3302]Nemo saltat
sobrius. But in what kind of dance? I know these sports have many
oppugners, whole volumes writ against them; when as all they say (if duly
considered) is but ignoratio Elenchi; and some again, because they are
now cold and wayward, past themselves, cavil at all such youthful sports in
others, as he did in the comedy; they think them, illico nasci senes, &c.
Some out of preposterous zeal object many times trivial arguments, and
because of some abuse, will quite take away the good use, as if they should
forbid wine because it makes men drunk; but in my judgment they are too
stern: there is a time for all things, a time to mourn, a time to dance,
Eccles. iii. 4. a time to embrace, a time not to embrace, (verse 5.) and
nothing better than that a man should rejoice in his own works, verse 22;
for my part, I will subscribe to the king's declaration, and was ever of
that mind, those May games, wakes, and Whitsun ales, &c., if they be not at
unseasonable hours, may justly be permitted. Let them freely feast, sing
and dance, have their puppet-plays, hobby-horses, tabors, crowds, bagpipes,
&c., play at ball, and barley-breaks, and what sports and recreations they
like best. In Franconia, a province of Germany, (saith [3303]Aubanus
Bohemus) the old folks, after evening prayer, went to the alehouse, the
younger sort to dance: and to say truth with [3304]Salisburiensis, satius
fuerat sic otiari, quam turpius occupari, better to do so than worse, as
without question otherwise (such is the corruption of man's nature) many of
them will do. For that cause, plays, masks, jesters, gladiators, tumblers,
jugglers, &c., and all that crew is admitted and winked at: [3305]Tota
jocularium scena procedit, et ideo spectacula admissa sunt, et infinita
tyrocinia vanitatum, ut his occupentur, qui perniciosius otiari solent:
that they might be busied about such toys, that would otherwise more
perniciously be idle. So that as [3306]Tacitus said of the astrologers in
Rome, we may say of them, genus hominum est quod in civitate nostra et
vitabitur semper et retinebitur, they are a debauched company most part,
still spoken against, as well they deserve some of them (for I so relish
and distinguish them as fiddlers, and musicians), and yet ever retained.
Evil is not to be done (I confess) that good may come of it: but this is
evil per accidens, and in a qualified sense, to avoid a greater
inconvenience, may justly be tolerated. Sir Thomas More, in his Utopian
Commonwealth, [3307]as he will have none idle, so will he have no man
labour over hard, to be toiled out like a horse, 'tis more than slavish
infelicity, the life of most of our hired servants and tradesmen elsewhere
(excepting his Utopians) but half the day allotted for work, and half for
honest recreation, or whatsoever employment they shall think fit for
themselves. If one half day in a week were allowed to our household
servants for their merry meetings, by their hard masters, or in a year some
feasts, like those Roman Saturnals, I think they would labour harder all
the rest of their time, and both parties be better pleased: but this needs
not (you will say), for some of them do nought but loiter all the week
long.
This which I aim at, is for such as are fracti animis, troubled in mind,
to ease them, over-toiled on the one part, to refresh: over idle on the
other, to keep themselves busied. And to this purpose, as any labour or
employment will serve to the one, any honest recreation will conduce to the
other, so that it be moderate and sparing, as the use of meat and drink;
not to spend all their life in gaming, playing, and pastimes, as too many
gentlemen do; but to revive our bodies and recreate our souls with honest
sports: of which as there be diverse sorts, and peculiar to several
callings, ages, sexes, conditions, so there be proper for several seasons,
and those of distinct natures, to fit that variety of humours which is
amongst them, that if one will not, another may: some in summer, some in
winter, some gentle, some more violent, some for the mind alone, some for
the body and mind: (as to some it is both business and a pleasant
recreation to oversee workmen of all sorts, husbandry, cattle, horses, &c.
To build, plot, project, to make models, cast up accounts, &c.) some
without, some within doors; new, old, &c., as the season serveth, and as
men are inclined. It is reported of Philippus Bonus, that good duke of
Burgundy (by Lodovicus Vives, in Epist. and Pont. [3308]Heuter in his
history) that the said duke, at the marriage of Eleonora, sister to the
king of Portugal, at Bruges in Flanders, which was solemnised in the deep
of winter, when, as by reason of unseasonable weather, he could neither
hawk nor hunt, and was now tired with cards, dice, &c., and such other
domestic sports, or to see ladies dance, with some of his courtiers, he
would in the evening walk disguised all about the town. It so fortuned, as
he was walking late one night, he found a country fellow dead drunk,
snorting on a bulk; [3309]he caused his followers to bring him to his
palace, and there stripping him of his old clothes, and attiring him after
the court fashion, when he waked, he and they were all ready to attend upon
his excellency, persuading him he was some great duke. The poor fellow
admiring how he came there, was served in state all the day long; after
supper he saw them dance, heard music, and the rest of those court-like
pleasures: but late at night, when he was well tippled, and again fast
asleep, they put on his old robes, and so conveyed him to the place where
they first found him. Now the fellow had not made them so good sport the
day before as he did when he returned to himself; all the jest was, to see
how he [3310]looked upon it. In conclusion, after some little admiration,
the poor man told his friends he had seen a vision, constantly believed it,
would not otherwise be persuaded, and so the jest ended. [3311]Antiochus
Epiphanes would often disguise himself, steal from his court, and go into
merchants', goldsmiths', and other tradesmen's shops, sit and talk with
them, and sometimes ride or walk alone, and fall aboard with any tinker,
clown, serving man, carrier, or whomsoever he met first. Sometimes he did
ex insperato give a poor fellow money, to see how he would look, or on
set purpose lose his purse as he went, to watch who found it, and withal
how he would be affected, and with such objects he was much delighted. Many
such tricks are ordinarily put in practice by great men, to exhilarate
themselves and others, all which are harmless jests, and have their good
uses.
But amongst those exercises, or recreations of the mind within doors, there
is none so general, so aptly to be applied to all sorts of men, so fit and
proper to expel idleness and melancholy, as that of study: Studia,
senectutem oblectant, adolescentiam, alunt, secundas res ornant, adversis
perfugium et solatium praebent, domi delectant, &c., find the rest in
Tully pro Archia Poeta. [3312]What so full of content, as to read, walk,
and see maps, pictures, statues, jewels, marbles, which some so much
magnify, as those that Phidias made of old so exquisite and pleasing to be
beheld, that as [3313]Chrysostom thinketh, if any man be sickly, troubled
in mind, or that cannot sleep for grief, and shall but stand over against
one of Phidias' images, he will forget all care, or whatsoever else may
molest him, in an instant? There be those as much taken with Michael
Angelo's, Raphael de Urbino's, Francesco Francia's pieces, and many of
those Italian and Dutch painters, which were excellent in their ages; and
esteem of it as a most pleasing sight, to view those neat architectures,
devices, escutcheons, coats of arms, read such books, to peruse old coins
of several sorts in a fair gallery; artificial works, perspective glasses,
old relics, Roman antiquities, variety of colours. A good picture is falsa
veritas, et muta poesis: and though (as [3314]Vives saith) artificialia
delectant, sed mox fastidimus, artificial toys please but for a time; yet
who is he that will not be moved with them for the present? When Achilles
was tormented and sad for the loss of his dear friend Patroclus, his mother
Thetis brought him a most elaborate and curious buckler made by Vulcan, in
which were engraven sun, moon, stars, planets, sea, land, men fighting,
running, riding, women scolding, hills, dales, towns, castles, brooks,
rivers, trees, &c., with many pretty landscapes, and perspective pieces:
with sight of which he was infinitely delighted, and much eased of his
grief.
[3315]Continuo eo spectaculo captus delenito maerore
Oblectabatur, in manibus tenens dei splendida dona.
Who will not be affected so in like case, or see those well-furnished
cloisters and galleries of the Roman cardinals, so richly stored with all
modern pictures, old statues and antiquities? Cum se—spectando recreet
simul et legendo, to see their pictures alone and read the description, as
[3316]Boisardus well adds, whom will it not affect? which Bozius,
Pomponius, Laetus, Marlianus, Schottus, Cavelerius, Ligorius, &c., and he
himself hath well performed of late. Or in some prince's cabinets, like
that of the great dukes in Florence, of Felix Platerus in Basil, or
noblemen's houses, to see such variety of attires, faces, so many, so rare,
and such exquisite pieces, of men, birds, beasts, &c., to see those
excellent landscapes, Dutch works, and curious cuts of Sadlier of Prague,
Albertus Durer, Goltzius Vrintes, &c., such pleasant pieces of perspective,
Indian pictures made of feathers, China works, frames, thaumaturgical
motions, exotic toys, &c. Who is he that is now wholly overcome with
idleness, or otherwise involved in a labyrinth of worldly cares, troubles
and discontents, that will not be much lightened in his mind by reading of
some enticing story, true or feigned, whereas in a glass he shall observe
what our forefathers have done, the beginnings, ruins, falls, periods of
commonwealths, private men's actions displayed to the life, &c. [3317]
Plutarch therefore calls them, secundas mensas et bellaria, the second
course and junkets, because they were usually read at noblemen's feasts.
Who is not earnestly affected with a passionate speech, well penned, an
elegant poem, or some pleasant bewitching discourse, like that of [3318]
Heliodorus, ubi oblectatio quaedam placide fuit, cum hilaritate conjuncta?
Julian the Apostate was so taken with an oration of Libanius, the
sophister, that, as he confesseth, he could not be quiet till he had read
it all out. Legi orationem tuam magna ex parte, hesterna die ante
prandium, pransus vero sine ulla intermissione totam absolvi.[3319]O
argumenta! O compositionem! I may say the same of this or that pleasing
tract, which will draw his attention along with it. To most kind of men it
is an extraordinary delight to study. For what a world of books offers
itself, in all subjects, arts, and sciences, to the sweet content and
capacity of the reader? In arithmetic, geometry, perspective, optics,
astronomy, architecture, sculpture, painting, of which so many and such
elaborate treatises are of late written: in mechanics and their mysteries,
military matters, navigation, [3320]riding of horses, [3321]fencing,
swimming, gardening, planting, great tomes of husbandry, cookery, falconry,
hunting, fishing, fowling, &c., with exquisite pictures of all sports,
games, and what not? In music, metaphysics, natural and moral philosophy,
philology, in policy, heraldry, genealogy, chronology, &c., they afford
great tomes, or those studies of [3322]antiquity, &c., et [3323]quid
subtilius Arithmeticis inventionibus, quid jucundius Musicis rationibus,
quid divinius Astronomicis, quid rectius Geometricis demonstrationibus?
What so sure, what so pleasant? He that shall but see that geometrical
tower of Garezenda at Bologna in Italy, the steeple and clock at Strasburg,
will admire the effects of art, or that engine of Archimedes, to remove the
earth itself, if he had but a place to fasten his instrument: Archimedes
Coclea, and rare devices to corrivate waters, musical instruments, and
tri-syllable echoes again, again, and again repeated, with myriads of such.
What vast tomes are extant in law, physic, and divinity, for profit,
pleasure, practice, speculation, in verse or prose, &c.! their names alone
are the subject of whole volumes, we have thousands of authors of all
sorts, many great libraries full well furnished, like so many dishes of
meat, served out for several palates; and he is a very block that is
affected with none of them. Some take an infinite delight to study the very
languages wherein these books are written, Hebrew, Greek, Syriac, Chaldee,
Arabic, &c. Methinks it would please any man to look upon a geographical
map, [3324]sauvi animum delectatione allicere, ob incredibilem rerum
varietatem et jucunditatem, et ad pleniorem sui cognitionem excitare,
chorographical, topographical delineations, to behold, as it were, all the
remote provinces, towns, cities of the world, and never to go forth of the
limits of his study, to measure by the seale and compass their extent,
distance, examine their site. Charles the Great, as Platina writes, had
three fair silver tables, in one of which superficies was a large map of
Constantinople, in the second Rome neatly engraved, in the third an
exquisite description of the whole world, and much delight he took in them.
What greater pleasure can there now be, than to view those elaborate maps
of Ortelius, [3325]Mercator, Hondius, &c.? To peruse those books of
cities, put out by Braunus and Hogenbergius? To read those exquisite
descriptions of Maginus, Munster, Herrera, Laet, Merula, Boterus, Leander,
Albertus, Camden, Leo Afer, Adricomius, Nic. Gerbelius, &c.? Those famous
expeditions of Christoph. Columbus, Americus Vespucius, Marcus Polus the
Venetian, Lod. Vertomannus, Aloysius Cadamustus, &c.? Those accurate
diaries of Portuguese, Hollanders, of Bartison, Oliver a Nort, &c.
Hakluyt's voyages, Pet. Martyr's Decades, Benzo, Lerius, Linschoten's
relations, those Hodoeporicons of Jod. a Meggen, Brocard the monk,
Bredenbachius, Jo. Dublinius, Sands, &c., to Jerusalem, Egypt, and other
remote places of the world? those pleasant itineraries of Paulus Hentzerus,
Jodocus Sincerus, Dux Polonus, &c., to read Bellonius' observations, P.
Gillius his surveys; those parts of America, set out, and curiously cut in
pictures, by Fratres a Bry. To see a well-cut herbal, herbs, trees,
flowers, plants, all vegetables expressed in their proper colours to the
life, as that of Matthiolus upon Dioscorides, Delacampius, Lobel, Bauhinus,
and that last voluminous and mighty herbal of Beslar of Nuremberg, wherein
almost every plant is to his own bigness. To see birds, beasts, and fishes
of the sea, spiders, gnats, serpents, flies, &c., all creatures set out by
the same art, and truly expressed in lively colours, with an exact
description of their natures, virtues, qualities, &c., as hath been
accurately performed by Aelian, Gesner, Ulysses Aldrovandus, Bellonius,
Rondoletius, Hippolitus Salvianus, &c. [3326]Arcana coeli, naturae
secreta, ordinem universi scire majoris felicitatis et dulcedinis est, quam
cogitatione quis assequi possit, aut mortalis sperare. What more pleasing
studies can there be than the mathematics, theoretical or practical parts?
as to survey land, make maps, models, dials, &c., with which I was ever
much delighted myself. Tails est Mathematum pulchritudo (saith [3327]
Plutarch) ut his indignum sit divitiarum phaleras istas et bullas, et
puellaria spectacula comparari; such is the excellency of these studies,
that all those ornaments and childish bubbles of wealth, are not worthy to
be compared to them: credi mihi ( [3328]saith one) extingui dulce erit
Mathematicarum artium studio, I could even live and die with such
meditation, [3329]and take more delight, true content of mind in them,
than thou hast in all thy wealth and sport, how rich soever thou art. And
as [3330]Cardan well seconds me, Honorificum magis est et gloriosum haec
intelligere, quam provinciis praeesse, formosum aut ditem juvenem esse.
[3331]The like pleasure there is in all other studies, to such as are
truly addicted to them, [3332]ea suavitas (one holds) ut cum quis ea
degustaverit, quasi poculis Circeis captus, non possit unquam ab illis
divelli; the like sweetness, which as Circe's cup bewitcheth a student, he
cannot leave off, as well may witness those many laborious hours, days and
nights, spent in the voluminous treatises written by them; the same
content. [3333]Julius Scaliger was so much affected with poetry, that he
brake out into a pathetical protestation, he had rather be the author of
twelve verses in Lucan, or such an ode in [3334]Horace, than emperor of
Germany. [3335]Nicholas Gerbelius, that good old man, was so much ravished
with a few Greek authors restored to light, with hope and desire of
enjoying the rest, that he exclaims forthwith, Arabibus atque Indis
omnibus erimus ditiores, we shall be richer than all the Arabic or Indian
princes; of such [3336]esteem they were with him, incomparable worth and
value. Seneca prefers Zeno and Chrysippus, two doting stoics (he was so
much enamoured of their works), before any prince or general of an army;
and Orontius, the mathematician, so far admires Archimedes, that he calls
him Divinum et homine majorem, a petty god, more than a man; and well he
might, for aught I see, if you respect fame or worth. Pindarus, of Thebes,
is as much renowned for his poems, as Epaminondas, Pelopidas, Hercules or
Bacchus, his fellow citizens, for their warlike actions; et si famam
respicias, non pauciores Aristotelis quam Alexandri meminerunt (as Cardan
notes), Aristotle is more known than Alexander; for we have a bare relation
of Alexander's deeds, but Aristotle, totus vivit in monumentis, is whole
in his works: yet I stand not upon this; the delight is it, which I aim at,
so great pleasure, such sweet content there is in study. [3337]King James,
1605, when he came to see our University of Oxford, and amongst other
edifices now went to view that famous library, renewed by Sir Thomas
Bodley, in imitation of Alexander, at his departure brake out into that
noble speech, If I were not a king, I would be a university man: [3338]
and if it were so that I must be a prisoner, if I might have my wish, I
would desire to have no other prison than that library, and to be chained
together with so many good authors et mortuis magistris. So sweet is the
delight of study, the more learning they have (as he that hath a dropsy,
the more he drinks the thirstier he is) the more they covet to learn, and
the last day is prioris discipulus; harsh at first learning is, radices
amarcae, but fractus dulces, according to that of Isocrates, pleasant at
last; the longer they live, the more they are enamoured with the Muses.
Heinsius, the keeper of the library at Leyden in Holland, was mewed up in
it all the year long: and that which to thy thinking should have bred a
loathing, caused in him a greater liking. [3339]I no sooner (saith he)
come into the library, but I bolt the door to me, excluding lust, ambition,
avarice, and all such vices, whose nurse is idleness, the mother of
ignorance, and melancholy herself, and in the very lap of eternity, amongst
so many divine souls, I take my seat, with so lofty a spirit and sweet
content, that I pity all our great ones, and rich men that know not this
happiness. I am not ignorant in the meantime (notwithstanding this which I
have said) how barbarously and basely, for the most part, our ruder gentry
esteem of libraries and books, how they neglect and contemn so great a
treasure, so inestimable a benefit, as Aesop's cock did the jewel he found
in the dunghill; and all through error, ignorance, and want of education.
And 'tis a wonder, withal, to observe how much they will vainly cast away
in unnecessary expenses, quot modis pereant (saith [3340]Erasmus)
magnatibus pecuniae, quantum absumant alea, scorta, compotationes,
profectiones non necessariae, pompae, bella quaesita, ambitio, colax,
morio, ludio, &c., what in hawks, hounds, lawsuits, vain building,
gormandising, drinking, sports, plays, pastimes, &c. If a well-minded man
to the Muses, would sue to some of them for an exhibition, to the farther
maintenance or enlargement of such a work, be it college, lecture, library,
or whatsoever else may tend to the advancement of learning, they are so
unwilling, so averse, that they had rather see these which are already,
with such cost and care erected, utterly ruined, demolished or otherwise
employed; for they repine many and grudge at such gifts and revenues so
bestowed: and therefore it were in vain, as Erasmus well notes, vel ab
his, vel a negotiatoribus qui se Mammonae dediderunt, improbum fortasse
tale officium exigere, to solicit or ask anything of such men that are
likely damned to riches; to this purpose. For my part I pity these men,
stultos jubeo esse libenter, let them go as they are, in the catalogue of
Ignoramus. How much, on the other side, are all we bound that are scholars,
to those munificent Ptolemies, bountiful Maecenases, heroical patrons,
divine spirits,
[3341]———qui nobis haec otio fecerunt, namque erit ille mihi semper
Deus———
These blessings, friend, a Deity bestow'd,
For never can I deem him less than God.
that have provided for us so many well-furnished libraries, as well in our
public academies in most cities, as in our private colleges? How shall I
remember [3342]Sir Thomas Bodley, amongst the rest, [3343]Otho Nicholson,
and the Right Reverend John Williams, Lord Bishop of Lincoln (with many
other pious acts), who besides that at St. John's College in Cambridge,
that in Westminster, is now likewise in Fieri with a library at Lincoln
(a noble precedent for all corporate towns and cities to imitate), O quam
te memorem (vir illustrissime) quibus elogiis? But to my task again.
Whosoever he is therefore that is overrun with solitariness, or carried
away with pleasing melancholy and vain conceits, and for want of employment
knows not how to spend his time, or crucified with worldly care, I can
prescribe him no better remedy than this of study, to compose himself to
the learning of some art or science. Provided always that this malady
proceed not from overmuch study; for in such case he adds fuel to the fire,
and nothing can be more pernicious: let him take heed he do not overstretch
his wits, and make a skeleton of himself; or such inamoratos as read
nothing but play-books, idle poems, jests, Amadis de Gaul, the Knight of
the Sun, the Seven Champions, Palmerin de Oliva, Huon of Bordeaux, &c.
Such many times prove in the end as mad as Don Quixote. Study is only
prescribed to those that are otherwise idle, troubled in mind, or carried
headlong with vain thoughts and imaginations, to distract their cogitations
(although variety of study, or some serious subject, would do the former no
harm) and divert their continual meditations another way. Nothing in this
case better than study; semper aliquid memoriter ediscant, saith Piso,
let them learn something without book, transcribe, translate, &c. Read the
Scriptures, which Hyperius, lib. 1. de quotid. script. lec. fol. 77.
holds available of itself, [3344]the mind is erected thereby from all
worldly cares, and hath much quiet and tranquillity. For as [3345]Austin
well hath it, 'tis scientia scientiarum, omni melle dulcior, omni pane
suavior, omni vino, hilarior: 'tis the best nepenthe, surest cordial,
sweetest alterative, presentest diverter: for neither as [3346]Chrysostom
well adds, those boughs and leaves of trees which are plashed for cattle
to stand under, in the heat of the day, in summer, so much refresh them
with their acceptable shade, as the reading of the Scripture doth recreate
and comfort a distressed soul, in sorrow and affliction. Paul bids pray
continually; quod cibus corpori, lectio animae facit, saith Seneca, as
meat is to the body, such is reading to the soul. [3347]To be at leisure
without books is another hell, and to be buried alive. [3348]Cardan calls
a library the physic of the soul; [3349]divine authors fortify the mind,
make men bold and constant; and (as Hyperius adds) godly conference will
not permit the mind to be tortured with absurd cogitations. Rhasis enjoins
continual conference to such melancholy men, perpetual discourse of some
history, tale, poem, news, &c., alternos sermones edere ac bibere, aeque
jucundum quam cibus, sive potus, which feeds the mind as meat and drink
doth the body, and pleaseth as much: and therefore the said Rhasis, not
without good cause, would have somebody still talk seriously, or dispute
with them, and sometimes [3350]to cavil and wrangle (so that it break not
out to a violent perturbation), for such altercation is like stirring of a
dead fire to make it burn afresh, it whets a dull spirit, and will not
suffer the mind to be drowned in those profound cogitations, which
melancholy men are commonly troubled with. [3351]Ferdinand and Alphonsus,
kings of Arragon and Sicily, were both cured by reading the history, one of
Curtius, the other of Livy, when no prescribed physic would take place.
[3352]Camerarius relates as much of Lorenzo de' Medici. Heathen
philosophers arc so full of divine precepts in this kind, that, as some
think, they alone are able to settle a distressed mind. [3353]Sunt verba
et voces, quibus hunc lenire dolorem, &c. Epictetus, Plutarch, and
Seneca; qualis ille, quae tela, saith Lipsius, adversus omnes animi
casus administrat, et ipsam mortem, quomodo vitia eripit, infert virtutes?
when I read Seneca, [3354]methinks I am beyond all human fortunes, on the
top of a hill above mortality. Plutarch saith as much of Homer, for which
cause belike Niceratus, in Xenophon, was made by his parents to con Homer's
Iliads and Odysseys without book, ut in virum bonum evaderet, as well to
make him a good and honest man, as to avoid idleness. If this comfort be
got from philosophy, what shall be had from divinity? What shall Austin,
Cyprian, Gregory, Bernard's divine meditations afford us?
[3355]Qui quid sit pulchrum, quid turpe, quid utile, quid non,
Plenius et melius Chrysippo et Crantore dicunt.
Nay, what shall the Scripture itself? Which is like an apothecary's shop,
wherein are all remedies for all infirmities of mind, purgatives, cordials,
alteratives, corroboratives, lenitives, &c. Every disease of the soul,
saith [3356]Austin, hath a peculiar medicine in the Scripture; this only
is required, that the sick man take the potion which God hath already
tempered. [3357]Gregory calls it a glass wherein we may see all our
infirmities, ignitum colloquium, Psalm cxix. 140. [3358]Origen a charm.
And therefore Hierom prescribes Rusticus the monk, [3359]continually to
read the Scripture, and to meditate on that which he hath read; for as
mastication is to meat, so is meditation on that which we read. I would
for these causes wish him that, is melancholy to use both human and divine
authors, voluntarily to impose some task upon himself, to divert his
melancholy thoughts: to study the art of memory, Cosmus Rosselius, Pet.
Ravennas, Scenkelius' Detectus, or practise brachygraphy, &c., that will
ask a great deal of attention: or let him demonstrate a proposition in
Euclid, in his five last books, extract a square root, or study Algebra:
than which, as [3360]Clavius holds, in all human disciplines nothing can
be more excellent and pleasant, so abstruse and recondite, so bewitching,
so miraculous, so ravishing, so easy withal and full of delight, omnem
humanum captum superare videtur. By this means you may define ex ungue
leonem, as the diverb is, by his thumb alone the bigness of Hercules, or
the true dimensions of the great [3361]Colossus, Solomon's temple, and
Domitian's amphitheatre out of a little part. By this art you may
contemplate the variation of the twenty-three letters, which may be so
infinitely varied, that the words complicated and deduced thence will not
be contained within the compass of the firmament; ten words may be varied
40,320 several ways: by this art you may examine how many men may stand one
by another in the whole superficies of the earth, some say
148,456,800,000,000, assignando singulis passum quadratum (assigning a
square foot to each), how many men, supposing all the world as habitable as
France, as fruitful and so long-lived, may be born in 60,000 years, and so
may you demonstrate with [3362]Archimedes how many sands the mass of the
whole world might contain if all sandy, if you did but first know how much
a small cube as big as a mustard-seed might hold, with infinite such. But
in all nature what is there so stupendous as to examine and calculate the
motion of the planets, their magnitudes, apogees, perigees, eccentricities,
how far distant from the earth, the bigness, thickness, compass of the
firmament, each star, with their diameters and circumference, apparent
area, superficies, by those curious helps of glasses, astrolabes, sextants,
quadrants, of which Tycho Brahe in his mechanics, optics ([3363]divine
optics) arithmetic, geometry, and such like arts and instruments? What so
intricate and pleasing withal, as to peruse and practise Heron
Alexandrinus's works, de spiritalibus, de machinis bellicis, de machina se
movente, Jordani Nemorarii de ponderibus proposit. 13, that pleasant tract
of Machometes Bragdedinus de superficierum divisionibus, Apollonius's
Conics, or Commandinus's labours in that kind, de centro gravitatis, with
many such geometrical theorems and problems? Those rare instruments and
mechanical inventions of Jac. Bessonus, and Cardan to this purpose, with
many such experiments intimated long since by Roger Bacon, in his tract de
[3364]Secretis artis et naturae, as to make a chariot to move sine
animali, diving boats, to walk on the water by art, and to fly in the air,
to make several cranes and pulleys, quibus homo trahat ad se mille
homines, lift up and remove great weights, mills to move themselves,
Archita's dove, Albertus's brazen head, and such thaumaturgical works. But
especially to do strange miracles by glasses, of which Proclus and Bacon
writ of old, burning glasses, multiplying glasses, perspectives, ut unus
homo appareat exercitus, to see afar off, to represent solid bodies by
cylinders and concaves, to walk in the air, ut veraciter videant, (saith
Bacon) aurum et argentum et quicquid aliud volunt, et quum veniant ad
locum visionis, nihil inveniant, which glasses are much perfected of late
by Baptista Porta and Galileo, and much more is promised by Maginus and
Midorgius, to be performed in this kind. Otocousticons some speak of, to
intend hearing, as the other do sight; Marcellus Vrencken, a Hollander, in
his epistle to Burgravius, makes mention of a friend of his that is about
an instrument, quo videbit quae in altero horizonte sint. But our
alchemists, methinks, and Rosicrucians afford most rarities, and are fuller
of experiments: they can make gold, separate and alter metals, extract
oils, salts, lees, and do more strange works than Geber, Lullius, Bacon, or
any of those ancients. Crollius hath made after his master Paracelsus,
aurum fulminans, or aurum volatile, which shall imitate thunder and
lightning, and crack louder than any gunpowder; Cornelius Drible a
perpetual motion, inextinguishable lights, linum non ardens, with many
such feats; see his book de natura elementorum, besides hail, wind, snow,
thunder, lightning, &c., those strange fireworks, devilish petards, and
such like warlike machinations derived hence, of which read Tartalea and
others. Ernestus Burgravius, a disciple of Paracelsus, hath published a
discourse, in which he specifies a lamp to be made of man's blood, Lucerna
vitae et mortis index, so he terms it, which chemically prepared forty
days, and afterwards kept in a glass, shall show all the accidents of this
life; si lampus hic clarus, tunc homo hilaris et sanus corpore et animo;
si nebulosus et depressus, male afficitur, et sic pro statu hominis
variatur, unde sumptus sanguis; [3365]and which is most wonderful, it
dies with the party, cum homine perit, et evanescit, the lamp and the man
whence the blood was taken, are extinguished together. The same author hath
another tract of Mumia (all out as vain and prodigious as the first) by
which he will cure most diseases, and transfer them from a man to a beast,
by drawing blood from one, and applying it to the other, vel in plantam
derivare, and an Alexi-pharmacum, of which Roger Bacon of old in his
Tract. de retardanda senectute, to make a man young again, live three or
four hundred years. Besides panaceas, martial amulets, unguentum
armarium, balsams, strange extracts, elixirs, and such like
magico-magnetical cures. Now what so pleasing can there be as the
speculation of these things, to read and examine such experiments, or if a
man be more mathematically given, to calculate, or peruse Napier's
Logarithms, or those tables of artificial [3366]sines and tangents, not
long since set out by mine old collegiate, good friend, and late
fellow-student of Christ Church in Oxford, [3367]Mr. Edmund Gunter, which
will perform that by addition and subtraction only, which heretofore
Regiomontanus's tables did by multiplication and division, or those
elaborate conclusions of his [3368]sector, quadrant, and cross-staff. Or
let him that is melancholy calculate spherical triangles, square a circle,
cast a nativity, which howsoever some tax, I say with [3369]Garcaeus,
dabimus hoc petulantibus ingeniis, we will in some cases allow: or let
him make an ephemerides, read Suisset the calculator's works, Scaliger
de emendatione temporum, and Petavius his adversary, till he understand
them, peruse subtle Scotus and Suarez's metaphysics, or school divinity,
Occam, Thomas, Entisberus, Durand, &c. If those other do not affect him,
and his means be great, to employ his purse and fill his head, he may go
find the philosopher's stone; he may apply his mind, I say, to heraldry,
antiquity, invent impresses, emblems; make epithalamiums, epitaphs,
elegies, epigrams, palindroma epigrammata, anagrams, chronograms,
acrostics, upon his friends' names; or write a comment on Martianus
Capella, Tertullian de pallio, the Nubian geography, or upon Aelia Laelia
Crispis, as many idle fellows have essayed; and rather than do nothing,
vary a [3370]verse a thousand ways with Putean, so torturing his wits, or
as Rainnerus of Luneburg, [3371]2150 times in his Proteus Poeticus, or
Scaliger, Chrysolithus, Cleppissius, and others, have in like sort done. If
such voluntary tasks, pleasure and delight, or crabbedness of these
studies, will not yet divert their idle thoughts, and alienate their
imaginations, they must be compelled, saith Christophorus a Vega, cogi
debent, l. 5. c. 14, upon some mulct, if they perform it not, quod ex
officio incumbat, loss of credit or disgrace, such as our public
University exercises. For, as he that plays for nothing will not heed his
game; no more will voluntary employment so thoroughly affect a student,
except he be very intent of himself, and take an extraordinary delight in
the study, about which he is conversant. It should be of that nature his
business, which volens nolens he must necessarily undergo, and without
great loss, mulct, shame, or hindrance, he may not omit.
Now for women, instead of laborious studies, they have curious needleworks,
cut-works, spinning, bone-lace, and many pretty devices of their own
making, to adorn their houses, cushions, carpets, chairs, stools, (for she
eats not the bread of idleness, Prov. xxxi. 27. quaesivit lanam et
linum) confections, conserves, distillations, &c., which they show to
strangers.
[3372]Ipsa comes praesesque operis venientibus ultro
Hospitibus monstrare solet, non segniter horas
Contestata suas, sed nec sibi depertisse.
Which to her guests she shows, with all her pelf,
Thus far my maids, but this I did myself.
This they have to busy themselves about, household offices, &c., [3373]
neat gardens, full of exotic, versicolour, diversely varied, sweet-smelling
flowers, and plants in all kinds, which they are most ambitious to get,
curious to preserve and keep, proud to possess, and much many times brag
of. Their merry meetings and frequent visitations, mutual invitations in
good towns, I voluntarily omit, which are so much in use, gossiping among
the meaner sort, &c., old folks have their beads: an excellent invention to
keep them from idleness, that are by nature melancholy, and past all
affairs, to say so many paternosters, avemarias, creeds, if it were not
profane and superstitious. In a word, body and mind must be exercised, not
one, but both, and that in a mediocrity; otherwise it will cause a great
inconvenience. If the body be overtired, it tires the mind. The mind
oppresseth the body, as with students it oftentimes falls out, who (as
[3374]Plutarch observes) have no care of the body, but compel that which
is mortal to do as much as that which is immortal: that which is earthly,
as that which is ethereal. But as the ox tired, told the camel, (both
serving one master) that refused to carry some part of his burden, before
it were long he should be compelled to carry all his pack, and skin to boot
(which by and by, the ox being dead, fell out), the body may say to the
soul, that will give him no respite or remission: a little after, an ague,
vertigo, consumption, seizeth on them both, all his study is omitted, and
they must be compelled to be sick together: he that tenders his own good
estate, and health, must let them draw with equal yoke, both alike, [3375]
that so they may happily enjoy their wished health. |